Subject:
Incest Woes
HI
I
am having strange sexual attraction towards my aunt
and cousin, I don't know how to get rid of this or
if this is a healthy behavior. I became friendly
to both of them so I would get the chance to hug
them and kiss them occasionally. The thing is it's
out of pure love and affection; so I have not minded
it. But my sexual urge is just going through the
roof and I want more. Whatever I seem to do they
don't seem to be attracted to me in that respect
or my moves don't get them turned on.
We
are a close knit family and orthodox as regards to
sexual stuff. It's a big taboo to think of incest
let alone to do something about it.
I
have satisfied my fantasy by peeking at them and
masturbating, but that's all I can do. Once I shared
a room with my cousin and I managed to cuddle in
my sleep and see her huge 36d boobs.
Can
this get anywhere or I should stick to masturbation
and release the
tension.
Thanks
Incest
Woes
Dear
Incest Woes:
Ok
sweet cheeks listen to mother. Pay attention. Are you
focused, sitting down?
Incest
is NOT an acceptable practice. In fantasy, you can
do anything you want, but it must remain in fantasy.
Acting on your desire by trying to swoon or woo your
aunt or cousin is NOT appropriate behavior.
You
must cease and desist from trying to romantically move
these relationships forward.
In
fantasy, you can fuck your cousin, aunt, second-twice-removed
uncle and anyone else you damn well please and stroke
your pleasure plunger until it chafes! In fantasy not
reality.
Are
we clear?
Repeat
it back to me.
Happy
New Year!
Love,
Aspasia
Fern
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Subject:
Urinary Tract Infections
Dear,
I'm
a regular reader of Literotica. I would like to know
why it is that after masturbation I have to pee immediately.
Otherwise I get irritation in urinary tract infections.
Why?
Dear,
I
must say I love the 'dear comma' because it's so I've-sent-this-email-to-a-million-fucking-people-and-god-willing-one-of-u-fuckers-will-email-me-back.
Good
urgency.
My
dear, I am not an urologist so I am hardly qualified
to answer that question. I also urge you to see your
gyno if you are a woman and uro boy/girl if you are
a male.
From
my knowledge, I know that penetration causes the bladder
to spasm, which causes a urinary tract infection if
you don't pee. But this is a masturbation question,
so run to the Dr. be brave!
Love,
AF
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Subject:
Swallowing causes a sore throat
Hello,
My
latest lover mentioned that swallowing cum results
in throat soreness. As of yet, she has not swallowed
mine nor even let me finish in her mouth. Is there
anything I can do to keep this soreness to a minimum
through my diet or otherwise?
By
the way, she is also the absolute perfection of deep
throat. A new experience for me. Many have tried,
none until now have succeeded. And I'm not THAT large.
Thanks!
Dear
Sore Throat:
Hmm.
This is a pickle, isn't it? Are we sure it's a sore
throat and not irritation?
Do
you have acid sperm?
Well.
I think she should run this by her OBGYN. I am not
qualified to assess and answer why your acidic crotch
is searing your girl's throat.
Don't
worry. It's probably something as simple as changing
your diet or it could be an allergic reaction. It will
get resolved.
Mazel
Tov on the deep throating!
XOXOXOXOX
A
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Subject:
Sex with Ex
I
was dating this guy for about two years when it got
really serious. We planned to get married. He suddenly
backed out on the relationship saying that he wanted
to play the field before marring me. It has been
a couple weeks and we have stayed really close. His
new girlfriend does not please him sexually and I
am a very sexual person. He started having sex every
morning at the gym. We are still in love, but I give
him what she cant. Am I being used? Also, his new
girlfriend is a friend of mine and I am starting
to feel guilty and jealous. Should I tell her so
she will dump him and he will come back to me?
Sincerely,
Having
sex with ex
Dear
Having Sex with the Ex:
Ok.
What are you doing, girlie?! Let him go. He's not going
to give you what you want, and deserve. He's got the
cow, the milk, the bakery and an onslaught of cupcakes.
And, don't force his hand. Why would you do that?
If
I were you, I would move it along and find a man who
can fulfill of your desires. Why settle? He's not stepping
up, and hasn't in the past, so don't expect it in the
future.
You
go into the New Year confident in who you are and what
you bring to the table!
The
diva has spoken!
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Subject:
Herpes and when to spill
Dear
Aspasia:
I
am a male, middle aged and have genital herpes. I
very rarely suffer any outbreaks, and am wondering
what the best time to tell someone I am interested
in would be.
It
has been my practice to tell the women I want to
go out with or that I do go out with on the first
date, or before that if I know them fairly well.
For
some reason, this has not worked out for me. I would
like to get another perspective; any help would be
appreciated.
Andy
Dear
Andy:
You
are a great guy for being so forthcoming. Not all people
have this awareness. I'm super proud of you.
I
think disclosure comes when you are discussing sexual
histories with someone, which is before the first kiss
and, what, third date? It's something you absolutely
discuss.
There
is also a herpes dating site. That's just an fyi, and
you can always post something similar on Literotica.com.
People
can be cruel and stupid. Don't let their ignorance
affect you. there are a bevy of beauties who will not
take issue with this.
Good
luck!!
Love,
Aspasia
Fern
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Subject:
Bored Wife
Hi
Aspasia,
For
me, once the novelty of a relationship has worn off,
sex isn't fun anymore. The only problem is that I
married the last person I had a relationship with.
My husband complains constantly about my lack of
sex drive. I don't know how to break it to him that
although he is wonderful in the sack, there are simply
times I can't stand to look at him. Since our daughter
was born (1 1/2 yrs), we may have had sex 6 times.
And none of them all that memorable, with him having
to finish by hand because I lost interest. Quite
frankly, if it wasn't for my daughter, I probably
would have left over a year ago. Any ideas?
Bored
Wife
Dear
Bored Wife:
Why
do we think that is? Where do we think that comes from?
Sounds like someone's got a couch in an office just
waiting to be horizontal on!
To
me it reeks of intimacy issues. If that's so, we share
this problem, so I know a lot about it. it is challenging
to fix, but well worth the endeavor and quite liberating.
Challenge
yourself to understand why this is so, and what happens
as the newness of the relationship wears off for you.
Good
luck! You will be great!
Love,
Aspasia
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Subject:
Wagee safe products
I'm
concerned and nervous because my friend for a long
time has been masturbating by using vegetables and
fruits in her vagina: like bananas, cucumbers, carrots,
and many more, instead of a vibrator or dildo when
she is alone. she says it's a great high and wonderful
feeling and wants me to try it. I haven't yet I'm
too nervous and scared to try this. Is what she is
doing normal and safe or is it very unsafe and sick?
Please help me out. And insight on this would be
nice.
Dear
Wagee safe products:
What
does she fancy herself to be, a Ron Popiel veggie blender?!
Geez Louise.
You
are wise to be concerned because the vagina requires
vaginal safe products. What is her aversion to using
them? Being recognized while buying them? The cost?
Because if those are her reasons, send her here. Lit
has a toy store overflowing in affordable vaggie safe
goods.
Do
talk to her. She is at risk for infection or damage
to her precious canal.
Good
luck and love,
ME |
