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Temperance

 — My contribution to saving women from the perils of alcohol. by Middleagepoet03/30/094.08

Template

 — This writing surface is 5'3" tall. by AndiAnders01/05/034.17

Ten Things Everyone Should Know

 — A revised do's and don'ts manual about sex. by misterechik02/17/074.59HOT

Teresa Scalia Gets Her Revenge

 — Terri and Barbara clash at a Renaissance Fair. by obo03/17/034.40

Teresa Scalia Strikes Back!

 — Terri and Barbara have another confrontation. by obo03/06/034.05

Teresa Scalia/Poolside Pandemonium

 — Suburban moms "disdressed" at swim meet. by obo11/12/044.48

Teresa Scalia: Barbara and the Prin

 — Barbara and the new middle school principal disagree. by obo07/22/124.50HOT

Teresa Scalia: Halloween Havoc

 — Chaos erupts at a Halloween Ball. by obo05/20/034.35

Teresa Scalia: Riot in the Ring

 — Two upscale soccer moms get into a catfight with 2 strippers. by obo09/27/084.19

Teresa Scalia: Showdown at the Hoedown

 — Teresa and Michelle connive to get revenge on Barbara. by obo10/24/124.47

Teresa Scalia: Showdown in the Powder Room

 — Barbara and Terri attend a ball. by obo04/27/034.00Editor's Pick

Thank Your Lucky Stars Ch. 01

 — An Iowa farm family fights off an alien invasion... by Rob_mDear03/09/114.02

Thank Your Lucky Stars Ch. 05

 — An Iowa farm family fights off an alien invasion. by Rob_mDear03/20/114.44

Thank Your Lucky Stars Ch. 06 Nasty

 — An Iowa farm family fights off an alien invasion. by Rob_mDear03/20/114.69HOT

Thank Your Lucky Stars Ch. 06 Nice

 — An Iowa farm family fights off an alien invasion. by Rob_mDear03/22/114.50HOT

Thanksgiving on Squalor Mountain

 — An unusual get-together. by oneiria10/29/004.17

Thanksgiving Talk

 — Things that are said only at Thanksgiving. by DG Hear11/18/064.41

That 69s Show Ch. 01

 — A cheesy rewrite of a popular TV show. by DDDDave10/22/124.35

That'll Teach You!

 — Man gets roundabout revenge on cheating wife. by jacks4u06/26/093.92

The "Really" Hot Summer Ch. 01

 — Enter the world of Snyder Danielson. by boblamonta06/26/102.67

The 'Cock-Up' Story

 — Life model has a bad experience. by Decadent Switch05/23/013.45

The (Fictional) Basis of "This Guy"

 — Sometimes it's fun to make up stuff. by janevalenz12/27/034.62HOT

The Adventures Of Wonderboy

 — College guy hides his super powers. by ManusNigrumPoet07/22/022.91

The Adventures Of Bubba

 — A kinky romp in the Southern backwoods. by Bubba Blues02/28/014.57

The Adventures of Dennis Ch. 01

 — I've always had a thing for legs. by ronald8708/29/132.95

The Adventures of Dennis Ch. 02

 — Tequila, couch sex and cops. by ronald8709/09/13

The Adventures of Joe the Pirate

 — Joe fucks a lot in many genre fitting ways (satire). by Noira01/29/114.72HOT

The Almighty Cock Offering

 — The incredible cock - women only please! by peppermintpatty200608/30/064.14

The Appointment

 — Respectable lady has a secret. by LongJoe04/01/073.79

The Appraisal Show

 — Thankfully, It was not another day like any other day. by Brighton08/10/034.23

The Art of Charm

 — A young man finds that small talk is not his forte... by trevorm02/17/123.75

The Asian Hooker Who Ate Out My Ass

 — He seeks satisfaction on a hot summer night. by newamba10/15/10

The Attack of the Uni-Tits

 — large breasts on unicycles invade a small town by sack12/02/044.47

The Authorised Auto-biography of Me

 — The real story of God, setting the record straight. by Cromagnonman06/12/134.14

The Bad Apples

 — The world's worst heroes must prove themselves to the boss. by Mabthorn06/05/124.17

The Banker Cull

 — Parsifal pays the price for the financial crisis by ElaineCarbonek01/22/144.62

The Bar

 — Just the usual characters hanging out and having drinks. by Seurat12/18/103.77

The Baubling of Bethy's Bits

 — My moment of insanity. by Bethyboo02/04/114.03

The Beat Meet

 — This is the way it used to be. by DavidShaw02/06/054.82HOT

The Beaunies Tragedy Ch. 01

 — Intro to a sordid tale of murder and twisted relationships. by TOOL_BOY09/02/134.14

The Beauty and Pageantry of Testosterone

 — A short essay about male hormones. by plumes03/22/134.50HOT

The Beginning According To Dahngar

 — Another somewhat un-warm view on creation. by Pokey41101/17/033.33

The Belle of Catawba Street

 — Three bungling Klan wannabe's are no match for one dog. by Rumple Foreskin12/01/054.61HOT

The Best Handjob in Iowa

 — The title really says it all. by LingerieRobot04/19/114.32

The Bet

 — A most interesting wager. by LadyTigeress08/03/054.49

The Bet (Does She or Doesn't She)?

 — Does she have a tattoo. by Justtoold06/08/143.47

The Big Build-Up

 — Carnal carny meets his match in busty, blonde Bunny LaFever. by randyeverhard06/08/014.38

The Birthday Present

 — Her sexy birthday present goes crazy. by Beejayne07/07/114.19

The Bitter Pill Ch. 01

 — Bitter Pills are best when served with cold water. by eightballbum04/08/104.11

The Bitter Pill Ch. 02

 — DeeDee Straitner takes the stand in defense. by eightballbum04/18/104.05

The BJ Olympics

 — Oral sex at a Food Truck Festival. by tango091903/11/143.18

The Blanket Hornpipe

 — Dolly and Joe: the kitchen table serves up more than food, by Fluggs10/01/134.14

The Bogsworth Gospel

 — Professor is preyed on by his teacher's pet. by GaryAlanByron07/31/073.58Editor's Pick

The Bokor and the 25-Shot Jackoff

 — He finds a novel way to save his girlfriend from TV. by EdwardMidweston06/24/124.48

The Book Review

 — Any similarity to an author living or dead is pure intention. by Jenny_Jackson11/13/093.67

The Bosses Lunch Hour

 — The bosses lunch hour. by fanfare03/28/143.08

The Bra Salesman

 — A man is mistaken for a lingerie salesman by a busty woman. by bobrobertson10/12/124.61HOT

The Bra Salesman Ch. 02

 — What will happen when our busty babe finds him again? by bobrobertson11/19/124.63HOT

The Bra Salesman Ch. 03

 — The exercises continue, but will his lies catch up to him? by bobrobertson12/10/124.73HOT

The Bra Salesman Ch. 04

 — Co-worker Dave is invited, but will he ruin everything? by bobrobertson12/25/124.60HOT

The Bra Salesman Ch. 05

 — Dave's great idea threatens to unravel everything. by bobrobertson01/28/134.39

The Bra Salesman Ch. 06

 — Something is wrong if only he can figure out what it is. by bobrobertson02/10/134.69HOT

The Bra Salesman Ch. 07

 — It's time for him to confess everything.... if he can. by bobrobertson03/17/134.55HOT

The Bra Salesman Ch. 08

 — The further adventures of a fake bra salesman and busty girl. by bobrobertson04/21/134.25

The Bra Salesman Ch. 09

 — The further adventures of a fake bra salesman and busty girl. by bobrobertson05/26/134.11

The Bra Salesman Ch. 10

 — The further adventures of a fake bra salesman and busty girl. by bobrobertson06/17/134.57HOT

The Bra Salesman Ch. 11

 — Further adventures of a fake bra salesman and busty girl. by bobrobertson06/24/134.66HOT

The Bra Salesman Ch. 12

 — The end of a fake bra salesman and busty girl. by bobrobertson07/08/134.67HOT

The Bra Salesman Epilogue

 — The story comes to a close. by bobrobertson07/09/134.68HOT

The Bride and the Imposter

 — Princess & handmaid in a kinky S&M fairy tale. by Lady Malachite11/08/054.43

The Bride Goes Trolling

 — Mrs. Frankenstein seeks a lover. by Rusher10/26/024.43

The Broadcast

 — She did what!!! by julybear708/08/104.24

The Broncha Theory!

 — Believe what you read on the internet. by jocku09/29/073.31

The Bruises

 — A week of pure panic. by Dj_Maximus08/12/023.50

The Burden of Dreams

 — A tale of sexual legendry---plus a zeppelin scene. by Soul Janitor06/07/024.50HOT

The Casbah

 — Casablanca inspired, a man gets kidnapped. by oggbashan10/20/024.38

The Case of Dixie's Christmas

 — PI helps elderly woman on Christmas Eve. by ronde11/24/034.70HOT

The Case of the Curious Clitoris

 — Carlotta hires a private dick to solve the mystery. by Amanda_Jilling05/07/133.84

The Case of the Family Jewels

 — There's been a heist, but Harry Dick is on the case. by Jenny_Jackson09/08/064.53HOT

The Case of the Missing Boyfriend

 — A phantasmal deductive lesbian loving operatic story. by GratefulFred01/22/084.25

The Chain Letter

 — Here's a very different kind of chain. by Cat508/21/033.87

The Chat Room

 — Two people discover themselves online. by Shady_Lady04/29/044.38

The Chicken Nugget Conspiracy

 — XXX-Files gets whacked. by GratefulFred07/28/043.83

The Christmas That Almost Wasn't

 — Bad things are happening at the North Pole this year. by Jenny_Jackson11/12/064.14

The Christmas Wish

 — Santa's helpers are there to fulfill your Christmas Wish. by Banditinoz12/29/014.12

The Chuck Lutkus Story

 — Chuck Lutkus talks about his entry into organized crime. by Sydney_Smart11/26/103.90

The Cloyless Cock

 — Coed meets Mr. All-American Quarterback. by allison_george07/03/04

The Cock Whisperer

 — Rehabilitating the most aberrant & obnoxious, mindless tools. by MungoParkIII10/26/073.57

The Collision

 — A fender-bender leads to unexpected passion. by CAP81112/24/064.59HOT

The Coma Patient in Room 319

 — Hospital nurses try to treat a man with permanent erection. by RonDen10/14/113.79

The Commodore's Wife

 — Naval sex. by TxRad08/24/064.37

The Contest Ch. 01

 — College roommates set eyes on hot freshman Veronique. by cheetah8302/21/063.43

The Crap Shoot

 — A hole is meant to be filled... by tango091906/12/114.20

The Cream of Sheba

 — A familiar name to anyone who frequents Internet sex sites. by bradley_stoke09/28/073.57

The Curse of Preg Site

 — The funny story of how one couple conceives their children. by wife2hotblk08/06/093.83

The Cyclops and the Drow

 — He's a funny lad, one eyed wonder weasel & all. by DireLilith03/31/07

The Dangers of Social Networking

 — Cassandra joins a Social Networking Site. by king_wesley12/23/093.58

The Dangers of Thinking

 — Which head do you leave to do the thinking? by RemiMarselis10/29/124.00

The Day Elvis Came To Our House

 — Black dresses and blue shoes. by MILFSauce12/24/133.18

The Day The Orgasm Stood Still

 — Planet Earth receives an important warning. by Many Feathers05/14/084.13

The Debt

 — Gayle has to 'pay up' as promised. by *Snatch11/13/014.42

The Dedicated Eroticist

 — Margaret writes in her mind with an oblivious eye. by sr71plt07/07/134.29

The Devil's Number

 — Demon Pi Part One. by ZackOShea08/18/114.80HOT

The Diary Of A Male Nursing Student

 — Richard Wang is a 21 year old virgin. by asian_sensation04/12/042.52

The Dirty Weekend

 — Husband and wife try to get away from the kids. by EmeliaBell07/28/064.39

The Disappearance of Kevin Edwards

 — A spoof detective story with sexy incidents. by Happy Satyr12/15/044.21

The Discovery

 — Young woman loves an older man. by StrangeSounds200303/03/073.73

The Donkey Cock Man

 — The kookaburra laughed as he listened to the two crows. by exquisitelifetime07/14/113.83

The Double D's Play D&D

 — Two busty cheerleaders are taught the rules. by GeorgeTasker01/12/044.75HOT

The Downsized Merchant

 — Ever screwed a fairy? by Old Greebo10/26/033.88

The Dreams of Men

 — Loser gets more than expected on long-awaited third date. by DariusWilde01/12/112.50

The Drunken Cat

 — A little chit-chat before dying. by rdmaddog04/13/094.57

The Dubious Dictionary: Cd-Cz

 — Arcane and underappreciated words. by MathGirl01/26/04

The Dubious Dictionary: Aa-Ad

 — Arcane & under-appreciated words. by MathGirl12/26/034.41

The Dubious Dictionary: Ad-Ag

 — Arcane & under-appreciated words. by MathGirl12/27/034.33

The Dubious Dictionary: Ag-Al

 — Arcane and underappreciated words. by MathGirl12/30/03

The Dubious Dictionary: Al-An

 — Arcane & underappreciated words. by MathGirl01/04/04

The Dubious Dictionary: An-Az

 — Arcane & underappreciated words. by MathGirl01/10/04

The Dubious Dictionary: Ba-Bl

 — Arcane and underappreciated words. by MathGirl01/13/04

The Dubious Dictionary: Bl-Bz

 — Arcane and underappreciated words by MathGirl01/18/04

The Dubious Dictionary: Ca-Cd

 — Arcane & underappreciated words. by MathGirl01/24/04

The Emperor's New Clothes

 — The adventures of Hermione (includes witches). by gauchecritic07/03/044.19

The Empress's New Bikini

 — An overbearing girl learns what naked humiliation is about. by Jayne Austin04/02/034.11

The End of the Rainbow

 — Leprechauns are such dicks. by Sean Renaud11/03/094.18

The Erotic Writers...

 — Bernice's real life is as hot as her stories. by *Snatch12/09/014.45

The Eroticon Pt. 01

 — A sexual satire - first instalment. by goldenass11/07/094.00

The Experiment

 — Sean & Maureen test "Lascivious Thoughts Hypothesis". by Moondrift02/13/044.64HOT

The Family That Surfs Together

 — The Kloz Family Christmas--not a usual gathering. by AndyLuvder12/02/033.71

The Fan Club

 — Welsh lawyer discovers his popularity with female staff. by SEVERUSMAX09/11/054.29

The Fetish Chronicles Ch. 01

 — The adventures of a man seeking perversion. by Paul4406/21/053.75

The Fifth Force

 — Mammarial science marches on... by NotReallySure06/26/104.29

The Fifty Ways

 — What happens when songwriters get really tired. by story_time04/09/014.33

The Fire Red Arrows

 — Cupid's arrows put a new spin on office romance. by walkerlong01/28/144.51HOT
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