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The Paradox of Perfection

 — A cyberspace coming of age story. by cliper204/23/024.38

The Particular Nonsense

 — Intelligent nonsense of imagery & wordplay. by HumanEndeavor08/24/053.67

The Password

 — Charlie caught up in procedure at Heaven's Door. by Spencerfiction03/28/194.44

The Patient

 — A not-so-routine visit to the doctor's office. by naxet02/26/104.19

The Patterson Street Gym Pt. 01

 — The beginning of young woman's quest to fill her spank bank. by NewMef06/02/164.20

The Pedro Martinez Rookie Card

 — Hubby trades card for wife's sex lesson. by rodryder4404/03/213.45

The Pee Wee Peewee

 — A man with a physical problem seeks help. by Cordance09/02/174.43

The Penis Impoundment Program

 — Then it happened - his damn prick fell off. by OldAndNew07/08/063.86

The Perfect 'Loving Wives' Story

 — A little bit of everything in order to offend most everyone. by AvroAnsonXIX04/08/213.91

The Perfect Porn

 — Would you risk mother nature's fury to get laid? by GratefulFred03/28/083.05

The Perfect Woman

 — I would like you to meet my idea of the perfect mate. by lbenton08/24/234.36

The Perfect Woman Is Hard to Find

 — Not the question he had planned to ask. by Dinsmore07/01/074.51HOT

The Performance

 — A lucky man spends an evening with his favorite K-Pop group. by paChoi01/13/164.21

The Peter Principle

 — A manual for best business practices. by oneiria07/22/143.95

The Pharmacy Voyeur

 — Chance meetings buying Fempro items. by doctorwes02/27/203.70

The Pink Orchid Ch. 01

 — Office Olympics. by DickLarson10/22/114.35

The Pink Orchid Ch. 02

 — Dick Larson and Jessica Cones meet Loraine Larindale. by DickLarson01/16/123.86

The Pizza Boy

 — This one gets a special payment. by britney_bitch_1403/08/14

The Plan

 — First times don't always go the smoothest. by buckstallion01/17/204.29

The Player Witch Augment

 — A witch doctor who helps inadequate men grows a magic penis. by DTales05/08/174.61HOT

The Player Witch Augment Ch. 02

 — Witch doctor Katrina explores her new magical penis. by DTales07/20/174.39

The Plight of Gregory

 — When everyone is content but the dog. It might be ok. by truecrimerecliner09/16/213.12

The Plumber

 — I hear you gots a lil problem wit yer plumbing. by Abra C_dab02/27/033.91

The Plumber Cometh

 — Susan needs a handsome plumber to fix the hot water. by RavenAngstrom01/14/244.50HOT

The Pornographer's Wife

 — A newly retired writer tries his hand at porn. by EgmontOriginals03/25/164.29

The Portal to the Vixen Planet

 — The Portal is a passage to a Planet of Vixens. by My Erotic Tale10/01/054.16

The Postage Stamp Consensus

 — "Face the giants in your life, slay them, and move on." by Badlands112/11/201.44

The Power of a Witch's Circle

 — They find power in a Witch's Circle. by hotturkey05/11/064.60HOT

The Power of Lust

 — A magical book gave me my wildest fantasies. by Hyde89509/03/163.74

The Price of Love

 — A rich man must stoop low to end his divorce. by KeeleyKinkston03/21/193.61

The Priest and the Love Doctor

 — A bit of fun between the sexes. by RichardGerald05/31/164.44

The Princess & Her Family

 — A tongue in cheek tale about a naive princess and her over s by Ed061306/05/024.40

The Princess and the Gnomes

 — Gnomes gangbang hairy wild slut. by Ziggy Odyssey03/29/054.08

The Princess and the Wart

 — Being rescued doesn't always work out like it's supposed to. by centurea11/19/164.61HOT

The Principal's Daughter

 — A first time, and the disaster that followed. by Manitoba_Ojibwe09/05/012.73

The Psychic - Madam Cumseer

 — Psychic has a very unique way of reading fortunes. by Sheiseverything03/28/194.30

The Punishment - Day 01

 — A police officer dealing with a different form of punishment. by Bourguit09/12/124.04

The Punishment - Day 02

 — A day in the life of John. by Bourguit09/18/123.56

The Punishment - Day 03

 — John's off day gets a little better in the end. by Bourguit10/15/123.00

The Punishment - Day 04

 — John is brought into the fold, the only way Jackie knows how. by Bourguit01/17/133.61

The Puss Hater

 — Jealousy to his pet brings her to desperate measures. by Inna Spice10/23/044.07

The Pussy Driven Life

 — The story of how the devil plans to re-take heaven. by Mudak12/17/114.50HOT

The Pussy Patrol

 — Men of the Pussy Patrol seek unlicensed pussies to punish by bawdybloke08/26/144.16

The Radio Contest

 — husband and wife enter radio contest by VeronicaPlakhuea03/06/224.52HOT

The Rape of the Song Titles

 — A play with words. by Svenskaflicka08/13/033.94

The Rapier Sisters Do XXX

 — Actresses/sisters take career in new direction. by ThomX09/25/013.84

The Real Buffy Ch. 01

 — Beatrice the Vampire Slayer meets Vlad. by JoeDreamer09/05/064.58HOT

The Real Buffy Ch. 02

 — Vlad meets the Scoobies by JoeDreamer09/07/064.39

The Real Mrs. Evans

 — Pawn shops mayhem and dames what could be better. by williepeter09/04/213.96

The Recruitment of Agent Kira

 — Kira is recruited to become a federal sexual agent. by seth_perm02/28/124.54HOT

The Red-Eye Back Home

 — Woman on red-eye back home gets urge for more. by I-Belong-2-Him11/06/044.35

The Refractory Period (mf)

 — Short story about sex from the male perspective. by AnonymousNin01/29/223.50

The Reminiscences of Mitch the Door Ch. 01

 — Mitch heads into the stacks. by Mitch the Doorman07/23/054.00

The Repair Shop

 — It ain't easy being a cyborg. by XicotencatlSmith06/28/034.29

The Restaurant

 — He remains oblivious to her seduction attempts. by Barnaby02/18/053.78

The Restaurant

 — Arrogant couple gets a well deserved public comeuppance. by Chasmo2310/11/224.60HOT

The Retirement Years

 — Retirement can be hard work and a lot of fun. by Dinsmore10/22/064.67HOT

The Return of Gonad The Ballbarian

 — Gonad meets a witch in the woods. by millennium_bard03/10/054.33

The Reunion

 — A humorous story about a look back at college life. by Bob_L_Head11/16/074.09

The Ride

 — Minx goes for a ride with her man. by rusty738508/19/014.00

The Right Man For The Job

 — Worth his weight in washers. by piggytime25904/21/034.19

The Rise and Fall of Paper

 — Hypersexual minor gods will do anything to stay relevant. by JuanaSalsa09/21/214.53HOT

The Road Warrior Chronicles Ch. 01

 — A funny look back on a career as a travelling salesman. by BigKahunaCat2106/04/104.45

The Rock

 — An alien rock discovery leads to uninhibited sexual escapades. by AnonymousPerv08/21/224.55HOT

The Rookie

 — Girl goes up to the ol' bat for the first time. by Deborah10/09/004.43Editor's Pick

The Roommate

 — You have a new use for paper towels. by the_norfolk_stud07/03/073.29

The Sad Story of Vampire Val

 — Vampire Val acquires a lover at last. by Bill_the_Butcher01/18/084.00

The Saddest Penis

 — The saddest penis turns out to be in demand. by erectus12302/13/204.00

The Salesman

 — Selling dildos door to door takes a certain type of person. by randyslocum07/15/094.32

The Scar

 — He went to great lengths not to talk about it. by garyr1968009/03/214.68HOT

The Search For The Perfect Lube

 — The new product would be great if Tim did his part. by ronde04/07/234.78HOT

The Second Person

 — Try it. YOU might like it. by Alessia Brio03/07/124.53HOT

The Secret Life of George Prufrock

 — What does a man think about as he goes through the day? by CAP81107/21/074.58HOT

The Secret Life of George Prufrock Ch. 02

 — More episodes in the life of a daydreamer. by CAP81102/20/094.65HOT

The Secret Life of Sheldon Petitool

 — Real or Fantasy? by useraeo03/23/104.00

The Secret Life of Wally Smitty

 — A classic tale with an erotic twist. by monsterrdude01/09/084.29

The Senator Gives It To Her Good

 — She shows him he's Presidential material. by James Kirkland02/05/014.35Editor's Pick

The Seven Sexy Sins

 — Veronica shares her sex stories to her sex addiction class. by KBurglund01/05/114.50HOT

The Seven Sexy Sins Ch. 02

 — Meet Kei. by KBurglund01/08/114.00

The seX-Men

 — Superheroes with sexual powers? by SatanicSeduction01/19/054.56HOT

The seX-Men Ch. 02

 — Can the seX-Men stop the sick mind controller, The Fantasy? by SatanicSeduction12/14/064.71HOT

The Sexnocumnicon Ch. 01

 — A very special book. by Reemer10/09/113.56

The Sexual Musings of a Wandering Mind

 — Political correctness, sexuality, & more. by joeman6907/10/014.29

The Sexy Calendar

 — A short tale of lust and longing. by FreddieTheCamel05/16/213.67

The Shock of Her Life Ch. 01

 — Professor's wife leaves him, but he isn't too upset. by yevkassem7212/07/063.91

The Short Skirt Ch. 01

 — Literary Pulp Misfit, Ealing Broadway... by Ealing_Broadway04/18/182.90

The Sindustry: AI Stole My Booty!

 — Babz Moriarty booty is used in AI porn. by CabotDeWine04/26/234.50

The Sindustry: Sketchy

 — Gwen Morgan seduces her sketch-writing classmate into porn. by CabotDeWine01/04/234.56HOT

The Sinful Act

 — A Stoic must earn his way into Elysium. by Sannion01/22/024.38

The Siren Song of the Manatee

 — An online dating 'intimate encounter'. by BillBlack05/30/083.11

The Sisterhood of the Smiling Penis

 — It was a dirty job - someone had to do it. by Dinsmore02/26/074.68HOT

The Slap

 — A boyfriend dumps his girlfriend over her slapping him. by SevMax207/12/203.33

The Slit

 — The brat did not allow me to open the slit easily. by johnpassion09/21/193.41

The Slut with Two Ass Holes Ch. 01

 — One doctor investigates a woman with two anuses. by MungoParkIII11/28/073.72

The Sniper

 — Once he has you in the crosshairs, there's no escape. by SoCalOvid02/07/094.30

The Social Justice Warrior

 — A feminist messes with the wrong nerds. by Vivian_James01/29/163.46

The Sophomore Jinx

 — College girl explores her sexuality. by Deborah10/09/004.51HOTEditor's Pick

The Sorcerer of a Thousand Names

 — A classic joke given the epic fantasy treatment. by TheRedChamber02/05/224.60HOT

The Sound of Silence

 — One man's struggle to find complacency in a world gone mad. by G.G. Chandler06/15/083.33

The Speech - Amplified

 — A risque speech I gave at College to impress my teacher. by LenardSpencer03/09/183.98

The Spelling Bee

 — Big-boobed teacher Hilda conducts a naughty spelling bee. by MeetTheHumpers10/13/123.68

The Spirit is Willing

 — You should be careful what you wish for. by Ice_Phoenix08/09/034.71HOT

The Splooge - Cum On, Cum All

 — Cum join a humorous walk in the park. But bring an umbrella! by jsmiam06/21/204.20

The Spy Who Fucked Me Up The Ass

 — Intrigue, espionage, & anal sex. by Spanner Browser11/10/012.62

The Square & the Cowboy

 — Mysterious cowboy teaches square guy a lesson. by RetroFan02/13/203.33

The St. Valentine's Massacre Fiasco

 — Harry Dick is after mobsters trying to kill the President. by Jenny_Jackson01/20/074.52HOT

The Statue

 — Granite man gets attention after hours. by svanswords11/26/024.27

The Sting

 — Who stole the stories from Literotica.com? Here's one answer. by estragon04/26/11

The Story of My Telepathic Life Ch. 08

 — Telepathic retarded man has sex for the first time. by GaryLMMartin10/18/234.75

The Strangest, Worst, and Best... Ch. 01

 — Couple arrives at Pagan Halloween party. by LuciousBi-Writes4U10/04/054.21

The Strangest, Worst, and Best... Ch. 02

 — Older lady comes on to her in bathroom. by LuciousBi-Writes4U10/05/054.33

The Struggle

 — And that's the way it is out west. by techsan07/02/054.09

The Succubus Ch. 02

 — Dan faces an unexpected test as he chases his first fantasy. by Occult_philosopher03/19/124.64HOT

The Swing

 — Some tourist attractions are more interesting than others. by Frungy07/08/084.00

The Sybian Bull Rider

 — Art learns just how much things have changed at the club. by Decayed Angel11/26/064.07

The Tail of the Mermaid

 — A young sailor is seduced by a sea siren. by cactiphile03/03/013.96Editor's Pick

The Tale of Mrs.Theresa Scalia

 — Pushy stage mother gets public cumuppance. by obo02/20/034.28

The Tale of the All-America Virgin

 — Edie enjoys All-America Travis then offers an "arrangement." by GQquietguy06/03/174.81HOT

The Tale of Twelve Handsome Men

 — A fictional Greek myth about the beginnings of monogamy. by FreddieTheCamel02/19/224.37

The Talented Taxidermist

 — This country boy stuffs more than animals. by ronde02/19/044.72HOT

The Talk

 — She wants her cake and to eat it too. by JLRemora211/12/14

The Taming of Bad Bart

 — A Colorado schoolmarm conquers a western outlaw. by Wislogger10/21/194.55HOT

The Tantra Machine for Men

 — The ultimate in pleasure for men - or is it? by Teela06/01/084.51HOT

The Tease Ch. 01

 — A sexual mystery adventure. by jjscribe103/17/074.60HOT

The Test Ch. 01

 — Can Mark stay faithful? by DG Hear09/27/054.48

The Test Ch. 02

 — Will Mark be faithful? What about Karen? by DG Hear09/30/054.51HOT

The Test Ch. 03

 — Did Mark make it? by DG Hear10/01/054.45

The Theater Student

 — Young man is seduced by an eccentric girl next door. by CAP81103/17/074.59HOT

The Things We Do for Love

 — Two people sacrifice everything for love. by kurrginatorX02/07/203.18

The Three Billy Goats Gruff Enough

 — A Big-Pimpin' Troll tries to roll over the WRONG family! by Violette08/05/033.25

The Three Moustachères

 — Three horny do gooders set out to make people feel good. by Melody11/11/044.67HOT

The Time Machine Ch. 01

 — Jonty and the Prof travel to Ancient Greece. by smilodonwriter08/08/034.00

The Time Machine Ch. 02

 — Jonty and the Prof visit Cleopatra. by smilodonwriter12/08/034.18

The Top 10 Reasons Not to Date Me

 — He's streamlining the rejection process. by tempter04/27/034.50HOT

The Town of Nrfle

 — These are the stories of the curious town of Nrfle. by Alex_Nobody04/18/234.28

The Town of Nrfle Ch. 02

 — The Revere family gets a puppy. by Alex_Nobody05/16/234.00

The Toy Shoppe

 — A midwinter’s tale. by Cordelia Speedicut12/04/054.49

The Traffic Ticket

 — His wife fixes his traffic ticket. by HotJim06/25/234.36

The Tragic and Sorry Saga of Fuckstick Jones

 — An asset can be a problem. by mrjones50200312/09/074.42

The Travels of Giula Verse

 — Young woman finds adventure in the Caribbean. by BJB6909/08/214.26

The Treadmill

 — Busty girl falls & is trapped by treadmill. by Don Grampa03/08/033.72

The Trench Coat

 — A search for the original MacGuffin: The Maltese Falcon. by TANSTAAFL5807/06/224.66HOT

The Triple X Games

 — Schools compete in sexual sports. by Snowkemper10/07/154.10

The Trouble with Pre

 — What are Advertisers doing to our language? by AJPhynn02/14/154.52HOT

The Trouble with Sex

 — A piece of stand-up comedy I performed about sex. by cracker_jack08/22/064.15

The Truth About Literotica Editors

 — A short piece about how life should be. by MackKnifely02/13/244.21Editor's Pick

The Truth About Samhain

 — A Halloween Satire by Thistlethorn10/08/104.47

The Twelve Days Of Christmas.

 — My version of the 12 days of Christmas, when divorced. by kandie11/22/113.61

The Twelve Horny Princesses

 — Twelve princesses with chastity belts entertain themselves. by Lady Malachite10/13/054.44

The Ubiquitous Carpet

 — A polysyllabic legend. by Biffalo_Buff10/16/073.60

The Ultimate Reality TV Show

 — BDSM leads to live sex TV Show. by SylviSlafford09/27/103.04

The Ultimate Taboo

 — Every generation thinks it invented what, exactly? by neuroparenthetical04/29/223.39
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