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DesignaDick

 — A young scientist enhances his sex life. by EZPeter10/29/014.21

Desperate Confusion

 — Paul and Michelle discover the truth about each other. by SEVERUSMAX08/28/054.08

Desperately Seeking Susan-Any Susan

 — Man looks for his ideal Valentine, Susan, to give his heart by SuperHeroRalph01/24/114.18

Diary

 — Urban romance of the second kind. by past_perfect11/13/064.55HOTEditor's Pick

Diary Ch. 02

 — Urban romance progressing to the third kind. by past_perfect11/18/064.52HOT

Dick and Jane All Grown Up

 — Parody of Children's book. by hotpup08/29/123.64

Dick Dynasty: An X Rated Soapie

 — Doings & screwings of the Devious Dicks. by Green_Gem09/08/034.44

Dick or Treat

 — Trick or treating can be fun for adults, too. by QueenofHalloween10/05/074.11

Dick Sucked by a Tranny Hooker

 — I got my dick sucked by a transvestite hooker. by newamba09/16/10

Dillinger & Holmes

 — The story of what happened to their dicks. by hedoman01/07/043.00

Dinner At The Sorority House

 — A young woman goes through sorority rush. by aquaglide102/03/044.11

Dirk Hammer – Private Dick

 — The Case of the Old Flame. by jomar12/06/074.18

Dirk Saber P.I.: The Cuckold Cutie

 — Sometimes Dicks are dogs. by wilderness08/10/104.16

Dirty Talk

 — That was great, honey! by sexygodess0607/22/064.09

Dirty Words

 — Our lascivious lexicon. by Cal Y. Pygia08/02/093.89

Discovery

 —  A woman discovers a new life. by 11/20/023.75

Ditched

 — She's stuck in a ditch with boyfriend's dad. by RebeccaMorton03/30/064.45

Ditzy Donna

 — A first time sex story as read by the son. by Kirk48200203/31/054.74HOT

Do Boobs Prove Intelligent Design?

 — A dissertation on the theological implications of breasts. by Cal Y. Pygia07/05/09

Do Not Ejaculate For 24 Hours!

 — The forbidden is so darned tempting. by Selena_Kitt12/14/084.57HOT

Do you sleep with your hairdresser?

 — The hairdresser comes to call, then everyone comes. by Sven the Elder08/03/024.32

Do-It-Yourself Story Kit

 — Easy as 1-2-3 story in a box. by leapyearguy06/28/064.51HOT

Does Size Matter?

 — Naive girls do penis research for sex intstitute. by sarahhh09/04/034.24Editor's Pick

Doin' The White Dick Down

 — White man tries to do a dick down. by Joseki Ko02/21/043.93

Doing the "Okie Pookie" Ch. 01

 — One of those "if you live in Oklahoma" elaborations. by Alexis66112/17/063.22

Doll Ball Preparations

 — Doll loses it on Christmas. by nilequeen2612/02/043.29

Dolly

 — Moments with Dolly, from a very warped mind. by kristydoll10/31/023.15

Don't Drink the Water in the UK!

 — Infected water creates unusual behavior. by TongueInCheek04/17/064.04

Don't Mess with Santa!

 — Bob has a freakin' wild Xmas! by Bowzer12/04/073.44

Don't Open 'Til Xmas

 — Santa rewards a naughty girl. by N.Owl05/21/024.11

Don't Piss Off Lou

 — Sven's wife cheats; Lou helps him out. by SoCalOvid07/05/074.53HOTEditor's Pick

Don't Piss Off Lou: She!

 — An old friend pisses off Lou - again! by SoCalOvid07/19/074.34Editor's Pick

Don’t Put It In If You Can’t Get It Out

 — The title is self explanatory. by LuciferPeters06/20/124.03

Dora Does Dinner

 — Bland wife discovers the spicy life - with husband's help. by smysecret10/16/073.88Editor's Pick

Doris Does Thule

 — Xmas cums many times. by Couerdelion12/09/022.93

Double Take

 — Two sets of twins meet & enjoy being unique. by *Snatch04/15/064.19

Double The Pleasure

 — Big-boobed Hilda fucks and sucks the well-hung Jones twins. by MeetTheHumpers10/13/124.35

Dr WooHoo and the Sonic Pussy Probe

 — Lunch in Sci Fi shop becomes Dr Who inspired bondage. by Gonzobacardi10/13/113.89

Dr. Bob and his Dildo

 — Veterinarian finds love with help of a little pussy. by ABSTRUSE02/14/054.68HOT

Dr. Dick

 — It's Ok. Really. It's all in the name of science. by Tx Tall Tales09/29/064.46

Dr. Dick

 — Well-known soap opera star begins a whole new career. by Many Feathers08/02/094.55HOT

Dr. Ejectall & Ms. Wyde

 — The internal struggle with man's feminine side. by GratefulFred04/14/053.25

Dr. StrangeLove

 — Female doctor boosts 'small' man's self confidence. by cactiphile03/17/014.39Editor's Pick

Dr. Yekkl and Mr. Hyde

 — Sub Joe gets mean after overdose of Venti Lattes. by NoJo08/08/02HOT

Dragon Lady

 — Bitchy older female boss avails herself to subordinate. by Hornyman69WithU09/21/054.09

Dream Girls

 — They've cum a long way, baby! by Cal Y. Pygia07/01/09

Dream Job

 — Everyman's fantasy. by Exakta6606/04/094.39

Dream Police: Sphincter Division

 — The officers solve a case. by velvetpie06/22/044.42

Dream Sequence

 — Just a dream... by HungryGuy10/22/033.00

Dreams with a Black Horse

 — Womanizer meets his match in an art gallery. by Willailla05/23/114.65HOT

Dress Club

 — Forget strip clubs, dress clubs are the lastest fad. by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER05/03/083.49

Drinking With The Devil

 — A conversation with Old Scratch in a bar. by Bandit112/01/044.25

Driving

 — The genius of the automobile is motion. by cantdog08/11/064.75

Dry Humper Says

 — Vanilla. by tammyken01/14/093.36

Ducky the Demon Hunter!

 — Woman with unusual sexual appetites preys on demons. by stubborn_dreamer05/13/124.55HOT

Dude Looks Like a Lady

 — I lost a bet and have to pay up. by trainman2k08/18/093.60

Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties

 — Dudley has a new foe. Shirley Whiplash? by sourdough99904/26/103.64

Dutiful Daughter

 — Mom always knows best. by RaycerEdge11/22/083.64

Dysfunctional Mother Goose

 — Updating Mother Goose to the Viagra/Levitra era. by Canadagander03/17/04

E-Mails From The Rim

 — Plotting among the sexes results in reign of confusion. by BennyBlank08/25/024.29

E-Mails From The Rim Continues

 — Sexual plotting finally falls apart & together. by BennyBlank08/28/024.17

E-Mails From The Rim Round Three

 — Sexual plotting gets hotter. by BennyBlank08/30/022.67

E-Mails from the Rim: Finale

 — All of the machinations come to a climax. by BennyBlank09/07/024.50

E-Mails From the Rim: Oh, Brother!

 — Family Ties and Bad Guys. by BennyBlank09/02/023.00

Earth Date

 — Earth celebrates her day. by dr_mabeuse04/05/044.65HOT

Earthy Fifties

 — Fifty-word stories with an Earth Day theme. by oggbashan04/05/064.60HOT

Eat Me, Whispered the Corn Flakes

 — Should I not use this story as my Princeton entrance essay? by Soul Janitor06/15/024.57HOT

Eddie Silver Ch. 01

 — A crazy old man thinks he's sexy and attractive. by PrincessErin12/27/083.56

Eddie Silver Ch. 02

 — A crazy old man thinks he's sexy and attractive. by PrincessErin12/28/084.00

Eddie Silver Ch. 03

 — A crazy old man thinks he's sexy and attractive. by PrincessErin12/29/083.25

Eight Hundred Thread Count?

 — The things a man must do to satisfy. by Algonquin Twit03/17/103.43

Eight Minute Essential

 — Speed Dating couple make best use of time - talking sex. by Uncle South Loop04/06/064.42

Electronic Sex

 — A first timer in the Cyber world. by Jenny _S04/27/034.42

Eleoner Farp

 — Odd-itioning to be a stripper. by chanet09/06/114.17

Elmer & Ethel: Evolution of Man

 — Humorous look at what could have been. by Spare_Change02/19/054.33

Elspeth is Different

 — But there's different and there's different. by SamScribble06/03/114.36

Emily Dickenson is a Big Dyke

 — The secret theme behind the reclusive poet's works. by dykeprincess07/17/023.55

Emma's Revenge

 — Involvement at work can be hazardous to your job. by Emmah07/08/014.09

Emmanuel's Seed

 — A sadiistic comedy. by Karen Kraft06/16/05

Equality Liberty Fraternity

 — A hopeful frat pledge steals his own mother's panties. by Nine_Innings02/17/104.25

Erotic Fables

 — Tribal stories explain sex to the Introits. by theowlandtherose05/02/034.60HOT

Erotic Tales from the Crypt

 — A compilation of stories & situations that I've gone through. by blackstallion2103/12/114.20

Erotica Blunders: Take 1

 — How did his pants get on backwards? by Rrrosyn11/09/014.11

Erototonic

 — Humour; effects of a love potion. by Happy Satyr12/09/044.22
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