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Garden of Eden

 — Lucifer teaches the world's first sex lesson. by BernadetteRochelle07/20/174.27

Gary the Incubus - The Case of Sad Zach

 — Gary the Incubus is summoned to help sadsack Zach get laid. by Menoetes11/19/234.75HOT

Gas Station Clerk

 — The time I gave my number to a stranger. by qrayze05/30/123.71

Gasping

 — Who says exercise can't be fun? by NorthernLad197704/09/164.00

Gay 4 Str8

 — Gay guy goes for some glory hole action and finds romance. by HungryGuy06/10/043.64

Gaylord Goes to Straight Camp

 — Gaylord learns to be straight. by RetroFan02/02/213.19

Gender Studies

 — College chemists change their sex for science. by praeceptor09/28/183.54

General Gordon

 — Military man tries to impress beautiful hooker. by andy_charles01/11/093.75

Generating Emergency Power

 — Learning the inside secrets of Airport Police Officers. by akfiregirl10/28/044.56HOT

Generica - Cheating Wife

 — A sad tale of a ruined white wife. by virtualatheist01/19/153.79

Genie in a Bottle

 — A quick adventure in wish-granting. by Second_Star03/12/224.17

Genital Obsession

 — Ali tries to lift her skirt. by AlinaX07/23/193.68

Geoff and Marie - Classes Begin

 — Marie's friends take turns to visit her and her husband. by OnlyInMyMind01/15/234.78HOT

Geoff and Marie - Feel The Force

 — Geoff faces some peculiar challenges. by OnlyInMyMind06/01/234.59HOT

Geoff and Marie Do Sexual Maths

 — A retired wife asks hubby for a favour. by OnlyInMyMind08/27/224.70HOT

Geoff and Marie Go Dancing

 — They meet Mia's mum and rethink their terms and conditions. by OnlyInMyMind08/10/234.37

Geoff and Marie Go Visiting

 — Has Geoff found the secret to their success? by OnlyInMyMind11/30/234.62HOT

Geoff and Marie Share the Love

 — A retired couple have an intriguing offer for her friends. by OnlyInMyMind11/09/224.68HOT

Geoff and Marie Watch Porn

 — A retired couple find inspiration in porn. by OnlyInMyMind08/23/224.57HOT

Geoff And Marie's Busy Week

 — Can a retired couple's plan for sharing hubby work? by OnlyInMyMind10/11/224.69HOT

Geoff and Marie's Lazy Sunday

 — A retired couple discover the perfect Sunday. by OnlyInMyMind09/06/224.78HOT

Geoff and Marie's Quiet Little Orgy

 — A retired couple invite some new friends home. by OnlyInMyMind04/29/234.78HOT

Geoff and Marie, Lucy's Turn

 — Geoff finally gets more quality time with Lucy. by OnlyInMyMind07/14/234.61HOT

Geoff and Marie; Geoff The Model

 — Geoffrey's Cock Immortalised. by OnlyInMyMind02/22/244.39

Geoffrey's Gift

 — A short story about Geoffrey's Gift. by germanarmyboots12/17/224.04

George Goes Green For Earth Day

 — George falls in love and learns a life lesson in going green. by andtheend04/03/104.00

Get Busy

 — Private detective on trail of pearl necklace. by petemgurk10/31/074.19

Getting a Sex Toy by Mail

 — Guy tries to be discreet, buys a female sex toy by mail. by qarlcue08/22/15

Getting Ahead

 — A journalist reveals his latest scoop. by bawdybloke06/15/143.80

Getting Lucky

 — Love, sex, and honesty in Las Vegas. by DafneyDewitt03/10/014.16

Getting Nude with Chairman Mao

 — We follow the precepts of The Little Red Book. by oggbashan06/22/104.26

Getting Ready For The Office

 — Love in the work place?? by fairydust2207/26/104.13

Getting There

 — It's all in the mind, isn't it? by Dr S Crow08/28/013.14

Getting Too Close - 750 Words

 — Sometimes writers just need a break. by Lifestyle6602/21/223.39

Ghost Lightning - A Halloween Story

 — A ghost story told from the ghost's point of view. by The_Technician10/16/204.69HOT

Ghostly Persuasion

 — Happy haunting hastens to a caring career. by Nakod Apa12/02/073.20

Ginger Gangbangs the Gorillas

 — Some things are worth watching more than the World Cup. by sarahhh07/07/104.48

Girl Time

 — Demon Pi Part Eleven by ZackOShea11/30/114.54HOT

Girlesque

 — Blackmailing a carnival stripper, Randy gets a surprise. by randyeverhard06/21/013.94

Giving Back to Our People

 — A humanitarian couple gives back to their community. by imaginethis05/17/072.63

Giving Back to the Needy

 — A Silky Adventure. by OneSilky09/29/103.97

Glad 'e Ate 'er Ch. 01

 — An innocent young Christian in the time of Nero. by Aussiescribbler10/08/043.79

Glad 'e Ate 'er Ch. 02

 — Daniel finds being Christian is not so simple. by Aussiescribbler10/10/044.13

Glass

 — Meeting glass dildo designers. by KCLeggs6907/06/234.12

Glen

 — He is gay with the happiness of him in his mouth. by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER01/18/07

Go Cocks Go!

 — Sisters are coerced into pleasing frat rats. by Itchy Ivy01/21/013.28

Go On Boy, Good Old Santa

 — Santa's Grotto... wonderous, mysterious, and full of surprises. by Johnadi11/26/104.09

Gobble Gobble

 — College girls play confessional on Thanksgiving. by Deborah10/09/004.36

Going to a Hot'n'Spicy Restaurant

 — Up with this I will not put! by Wankerino07/09/233.62

Golden Goddess

 — New girl at the factory makes an impression. by Humpdee8401/08/154.08

Goldie Lock and 7 Small Men

 — Confused fairy tale with porridge and a queen. by SlightlyRude12/11/183.62

Goldie Locks

 — Goldie Locks seeks revenge... by CaseyMathis06/18/193.85

Gonad the Ballbarian

 — Erotic parody of the Sword & Sorcery genre. by millennium_bard11/09/044.40

Gonad the Barbarian

 — A legend cums of age by Ballzac02/08/044.34

Gone Fishing

 — Naive farm girl on the lake with a family friend. by Sapphirestrand11/30/173.94

Gone to the Dogs

 — An unconventional Earth Day Contest. by damppanties04/13/074.47

Good & Evil vs. Anonymous

 — Angel & Bri-Guy unite with Tonya to face Anonymous. by Goldeniangel04/05/054.30

Good Chicken

 — While he eats her, she texts her friend. by GentleGeorge11/20/074.30

Good Cop, Bad Cop

 — Bad girl meets up with a very good cop. by akfiregirl04/03/054.42

Good for Tom

 — A Halloween threesome. by tothehilt10/06/103.42

Good Girl Gone Bad

 — A woman runs from a wedding to a bar... by kinkybunny12303/07/234.52HOT

Good Girl Revenge

 — Maeve gets back at her boyfriend, with Bluette's help. by Sabledrake03/11/024.61HOT

Good Morning

 — You wake up to a strange girl in your bed. by Ygori11/29/104.40

Good Naked, Bad Naked Contest

 — The best ideas for Good Naked and Bad Naked. by cumbelly06/30/234.09

Good Ol' Mom

 — While Harriet is busy, Hilda fucks her daughter's boyfriend. by MeetTheHumpers10/13/124.08

Good Vibrations

 — Two women use remote control vibrators for a laugh. by Humpdee8401/19/154.18

Goodbye Sis, Hello Bro

 — Incest confession changes wedding plans. by Deborah12/09/003.48

Google Condom Announced

 — Revolutionary New Wearable: the Press Release. by yowser03/11/164.59HOT

Gosh!

 — Completely unrealistic stupid and naive girl used and abused. by Sir_Nathan11/16/024.30

Gosh! Ch. 02

 — My god... the girl is such a slut! by Sir_Nathan08/14/034.50HOT

Gosh! Ch. 03

 — All new & now even more politically incorrect! by Sir_Nathan04/05/054.44

Gosh, I've Missed My Dose of Badger

 — Back together Pete and Badger. by alexcarr07/22/104.33

Gotcha!

 — It's safe inside a pentacle, surely? by DoctorSintax02/26/104.52HOT

Grace and Favors; or...

 — Ribald tales from Millstone Manor. by Vincent E08/25/014.13

Grading Women

 — Or should that be "degrading women"? by parts guy11/25/024.12

Grammar Lessons

 — High School Daze. by Danglingpartofme09/24/213.43

Grand Canyon Suite

 — A break from the fire. by willypaw12/06/024.48

Granddaughter's Worry

 — She thinks her baby might have a hereditary disease. by oggbashan12/31/204.53HOT

Grandma's Big Oven and Me

 — Eighteen-year-girl has a big adventure. by elleann07/23/124.61HOT

Grandma's Indian Necklace

 — An Old West tale that never could be told. by sr71plt08/06/064.46

Granting the Ultimate Reward

 — Tempting and teasing brings unforeseen consequences. by fazza9104/12/073.82

Gratitude

 — A writer's plea to readers, with tongue firmly in cheek. by Neverlander10/09/204.11

Green Cloud Diaries

 — Lori has a problem. But maybe she'll get laid by Jenny _S09/25/034.36

Greta, The Hitchhiker

 — Greta will do ANYTHING to talk to her mom on a CB radio. by FreyaGersemi02/02/244.48

Gretchen Mueller

 — He learns a lesson in how to please a woman. by Ed061308/25/024.31

Grinch's Dilemma

 — Grinch reluctant to help neighbor with marriage problem. by prinnavea02/02/194.25

Groceries

 — I always hated grocery stores... by Zrnko_Pisku12/12/124.18

Groggy

 — Drink, Laugh, Fool Around. by BradWriting08/27/013.32

Groucho's Valentine

 — Frustrated plans on Valentine's Day. by hoo_hoo_boo02/02/134.23

Growing Pain

 — Dwayne must learn to live with the size of his cock. by SunrockSin02/10/083.88

Grumpy Old Man

 — Grumpy old man celebrates his new job. by Sewerdude00704/12/173.47

Guess Who's Coming to Stay?

 — A Health Farm receives a mystery VIP amid tight security. by EgmontGrigor202012/12/194.62HOT

Guess Who's Cumming To Dinner

 — Busty Harriet's family is visited by Aunt Beth. by brian35801/18/084.32

Gullible Neighbour Introduction Ch. 01

 — Gullibility on overdrive. by MagnusBaneRagnor02/03/184.11

Gullible Neighbour Introduction Ch. 02

 — When pseudoscience actually works. by MagnusBaneRagnor02/09/184.48

Gullible Neighbour Introduction Ch. 03

 — Taking it to another level. by MagnusBaneRagnor07/26/184.66HOT

Gulliver Completed

 — The Expurgated Parts of Gulliver's Travels. by oggbashan04/05/174.77HOT

Gulliver Redux

 — An untold Gulliver story and his encounters with a giantess. by jterowriter03/13/104.44

Guys will Never Catch U'p

 — Men are easy! by DazzyD02/15/244.15

Gweedo Goes to Lunch

 — Gweedo recalls his saucy adventure out on the town. by uncle_smutty09/04/224.60HOT

Gwen's Boss

 — Nerds in love. by skinnysailor08/14/194.59HOT

Hallmark Santatown (porn parody)

 — A mad screenwriter changes the standards of Xmas Movies. by Norway_170511/23/223.45

Hallow Eve's, Hallow's Eve

 — Halloween tricks and treats. by My Erotic Tail10/04/044.61HOT

Halloween - 30,000 BC

 — Halloween had to start somewhere. by Jenny_Jackson10/05/094.11

Halloween Short Tales

 — Funny, scary, icky stories and jokes, all 50 words long. by sugarisnice10/02/083.22

Halloween Treats

 — A mad scientist has some Halloween fun. by Texienne10/16/094.43

Hammer Me, Baby!

 — Erotic adventures in home remodeling. by American_Knowbody01/20/094.48

Handicaps and Other Icebreakers

 — I'll tell you my handicap if you tell me yours. by American_Knowbody02/07/094.32Editor's Pick

Hank & His Harley

 — Another angle on 'a cyber affair'. by cleos_double06/02/024.09

Happy Birthday Blow Job

 — A wordk day turns into a VERY happy birthday for boss. by JerseygirlZ08/21/114.10

Happy Nude Day Ch. 07

 — The snow job, the blowjob, and the aftermath of the cum bath. by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER06/27/084.36

Happy Nude Day Ch. 08

 — Jason reveals his secret. by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER06/29/084.37

Happy Valentine's Day

 — How to make your wife happy. by Bakeboss02/08/103.65

Hard Day

 — Tiff tells Marcus a story to give his day a happy ending. by TheseLegs03/27/224.38

Hard to Stop Myself

 — Wow, once the word got out. by magmaman09/01/084.48

Hardwood

 — The Keno brothers get excited about more than just furniture. by Prizmatic08/31/064.25

Hardwood Is Good To Find

 — Busty Harriet's basketball coach plays with her boobies. by MeetTheHumpers05/27/124.03

Harriet and The Harlequin Horror

 — Busty Harriet and her boyfriend almost get romantic. by MeetTheHumpers10/13/123.30

Harry Boner's Sex Academy

 — Harry has an idea to get laid - a LOT. by Jenny_Jackson10/19/093.82

Harry Dick and the Blackbird Affair

 — Harry goes out on his own to help the CIA. by Jenny_Jackson02/18/084.04

Harry Dick and the Xmas Bank Caper

 — Harry is dead, but he'll screw up Christmas anyway. by Jenny_Jackson11/12/074.33

Harry Dick's Xmas Revenge

 — Harry fucked Xmas. But now he gets even. by Jenny_Jackson12/06/074.16

Harry Dick: Halloween Caper

 — Harry's back on the case & this time he may even get laid. by Jenny_Jackson10/05/064.76HOT

Harry Dick: Xmas Dildo Caper

 — Harry's back on the case - this time, to save Xmas. by Jenny_Jackson11/12/064.58HOT

Harry's Harem

 — Fuckin' at 5,280. by Badlands110/30/201.57

Harry's Unique Feature

 — Trip to library leads to profit and lust/love. by Seymour_Klitz08/12/014.29

Have Mercy

 — Player meets his match in sexy female CEO. by AlexisPeignoir01/31/184.34

Haven't You Ever Seen a Pussy?

 — In the lady's room of MOMA, I test my pepper spray. by EllenMelville02/16/174.56HOT

Hayden and the Moon Maiden

 — Opposites attract. And Leigh is really fucking smart... by Sabine_Decker03/03/224.65HOT

Hazel's Horrific Halloween Humping

 — Winsome witch wanked with wand. by MeganOckers10/23/204.53HOT

HC-Mk 1 (F)

 — Dreams can be dangerous. by skinnysailor03/25/203.75

he Penis and The Not-So-Secret Weapon

 — Discussion on the penis & the not-so-secret weapon. by Sealock03/27/073.89

He Said, She Said

 — Which version will you believe? by jonteD03/04/014.13

He Shoots...He Scores

 — Fantasies at center ice come true for two goalies. by FDLgoaliegirl09/28/054.63HOT

He Was Frozen in Place

 — ...and his tears blinded him. by quutoo01/13/072.07

He's Got to Have It

 — A brother makes the rounds of a dorm. by JustLikeEwe05/28/083.45

Head Over Heels

 — A Dullahan poses as a scarecrow for Halloween. by DTales10/22/204.50HOT

Headless

 — They lost their heads. by Tlan02/29/243.33

Healthcare Reform (A Nurse Fantasy)

 — Inspired by a recent doctor visit (a fifth 67Goat story). by Exakta6603/18/104.35

Hearts and Flowers

 — Alien finds earth woman on Valentine's Day. by Lesly Sloan02/03/014.07Editor's Pick

Heat

 — What body to body contact can lead to. by zenuall09/14/163.42

Heaven or Hell

 — What's it like when we die? by Many Feathers04/13/084.24

Hell Night

 — Devils sabotage virgin beauty contest. by sarahhh04/10/084.38Contest Winner

Hell To Pay: A Diabolical Dilemma

 — The devil is in the details. by sarobah04/15/164.18

Hell: We Can Damn You Wholesale

 — It's hard work making you suffer. by Falcinator01/06/114.74HOT

Hello, Nurse

 — Overnight nurse catches me in the act. by Jmilesd405/22/233.89

Helping out an Old Friend

 — Three retirees discover a new way to live. by Milo_Grigsby10/18/234.55HOT

Helping Out Nursing Students

 — My girlfriend and her roommate need a patient to practice on. by doctorwes03/21/203.86

Hen Party

 — While under the knife. by papadog04/13/043.89

Henry Humps Around

 — Well-hung Henry's cock meets a buxom cheerleader. by MeetTheHumpers04/25/123.78

Henry Mittleman's Thoughts on Writing

 — Big city reporter goes to a small town. by LanceBarwood02/27/093.50

Henry, the Magic Penis Ch. 1

 — His organ can work wonders. by bbkradwell05/08/014.64HOT

Her 'One Time' Fantasy

 — She needed to try another man, just once. by IraBumblefield10/16/154.04

Her Ladyship

 — The humdrum life of the aristocracy. by Priapus II06/22/034.16

Here Come The Judge

 — A Man Get's a Speeding Ticket and Learns About Forgiveness. by RetiredScientist194311/18/234.06

Hey, It's a Gal Thing!

 — Girlfriend asks her boyfriend his favorite sexual act. by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER05/28/073.68

Hey, It's a Guy Thing!

 — Boyfriend ask his girlfriend her favorite sexual things. by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER01/19/073.78

Hickory, Dickory, Cock! Women Only!

 — The Mouse ran up the... by peppermintpatty200608/02/063.94

Hiding the Cum: Every Man's Problem

 — Beating off without leaving evidence. by LeoDavis08/16/034.20

High Noon at Sturgis

 — Billy Bob and Gary Cooper take on a rough gang. by Richard Norman06/21/064.00

Hijinks

 — Open marriage couple plan a perfect 3-some arrangement. by EgmontGrigor202009/26/194.29

Hilda and the Giant Wee Wee

 — Busty Hilda's new student happens to have a three-foot penis by MeetTheHumpers08/22/134.06

Hilda Humper's Delicious 2% Milk

 — Big-boobed Hilda finds that milking can be hard work. by MeetTheHumpers04/17/124.29
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