This really needs a part 2 with him writing a hot sex scene involving harnesses and upside down copulation on a rocky ledge overlooking the rim of an active volcano and just as they are getting to the climax there's a rumbling from the depths of the crater. He then gets the edited reply from Julie with an attachment taking him to a website for a holiday in Hawaii............ 😂😂 or something similar. What a wonderfully amusing story. Absolutely loved it. BardnotBard
All I can say is... bro needed a better lawyer, like one that actually graduated from law school. There's no way that she gets her hands on his house or his inheritance or anything that he brought into the marriage, nor does he have to pay alimony for such a short term marriage. With no kids, it's a 50/50 split of the wealth earned during the marriage. That's it. Doubtful she'd even get to touch his 401k to be honest unless she didn't work at all (and why would any man allow a house wife with no kids??? That's retarded).
Anyway, I know it was done for comedic effect, it just bothers me that every single LW story makes out like the husband is going to get raped in a divorce no matter what. I mean, sure it's unfair considering women typically never contribute as much to a household as they take, but just look at your ex as a very cost effective prostitute and you've got the right idea.
Anyway, it all worked out for Rick. It looks like he made out all right and he's more or less learned his lesson about keeping Sheri on a very, very, very short leash.
Amazing. The number of double entendres you got into a single story is nothing story of amazing. And I loved that he never got it. Even if in my head I'm frantically writing the explicit sequel where he does. Five stars!
Fun, but Bob should have beat the hell out of Stan once the wife was normal size again and then used the shrink ray on him. Then let the cat chase him. Probably the only way Stan gets any pussy.
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Funniest story I've read since I was knee high to a toadstool!!
Wow! What a wonderfully imaginative story!
This really needs a part 2 with him writing a hot sex scene involving harnesses and upside down copulation on a rocky ledge overlooking the rim of an active volcano and just as they are getting to the climax there's a rumbling from the depths of the crater. He then gets the edited reply from Julie with an attachment taking him to a website for a holiday in Hawaii............ 😂😂 or something similar. What a wonderfully amusing story. Absolutely loved it. BardnotBard
Second pathetic unfinnished story.
All I can say is... bro needed a better lawyer, like one that actually graduated from law school. There's no way that she gets her hands on his house or his inheritance or anything that he brought into the marriage, nor does he have to pay alimony for such a short term marriage. With no kids, it's a 50/50 split of the wealth earned during the marriage. That's it. Doubtful she'd even get to touch his 401k to be honest unless she didn't work at all (and why would any man allow a house wife with no kids??? That's retarded).
Anyway, I know it was done for comedic effect, it just bothers me that every single LW story makes out like the husband is going to get raped in a divorce no matter what. I mean, sure it's unfair considering women typically never contribute as much to a household as they take, but just look at your ex as a very cost effective prostitute and you've got the right idea.
Anyway, it all worked out for Rick. It looks like he made out all right and he's more or less learned his lesson about keeping Sheri on a very, very, very short leash.
Nice build up to a sarcastic closing! Goood
Amazing. The number of double entendres you got into a single story is nothing story of amazing. And I loved that he never got it. Even if in my head I'm frantically writing the explicit sequel where he does. Five stars!
Ughhh. That was greasy skeezy.
So who's car was it ?
Ha ha ha.
A semi in a semi. Finally, Greta wasn't quite great 😀
Very well done, brevity without sacrifice of story. More than a hint of Saki (H.H. Munro), with the droll nature of the ending.
OML
I’ve only read Terry Pratchett in translation, but this does feel very pratchett-y even too me, great work!
Fun, but Bob should have beat the hell out of Stan once the wife was normal size again and then used the shrink ray on him. Then let the cat chase him. Probably the only way Stan gets any pussy.
Not sure where I find the humour or satire.