That's why they call it DICtatorship. Having absolute power over everyone turns people into dicks. ;o)
Sexy (yet objectifying) tale. Loved it. Just take it easy on the "caress", babe.
To wake up one morning to find himself utterly impotent, and with a dick that got smaller every day, and could barely piss with it.....Writing skills subsequently at zilch and the family rapidly spiralling into penury. It would be less than what the mull- head deserved.
.... are always sold to the lazy-minded, effete populace as 'BENEFITS'. It's only sometime later, when the tyrants have thoroughly ensconced themselves, that the stupid be-nighted Public wake up.......
I think this is a super erotic and entertaining tale that would be interesting to have the video Santa refers to with Mrs. Claus. I feel using the celebrity names adds a lot of humor to the imagination of both the reader and writer, who incidentally is one of my favorites and someone I consider "literotica's best"! It would be unique to have a sequel where the plot line moves to the next step as my erotic imagination and wandering mind wonders if the elves wouldn't have their own fetishes, maybe this could be an annual entry with a different scene with either Santa or Mrs C in ribald positions. I really loved the story, mainly for the approach and wonderful way our author can bring her feeling into words. Susan is telling us something, but you have to know what to look for :) Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! :)
Maybe a bit over done and please a bit too drastic in it's reality -
But probably not far enough from the truth heh
Man, I was so fucking grateful that this finally ended. It was pure torture reading this. I didn't know whether to punch the fuck outta myself or the screen. An idiot of this caliber really doesn't deserve to live. It would be a real fucking blessing for the planet if he really died of the 'melanthingy'.
This was such a nice story. So many good elements came together. This one might be my favorite one so far.
and an enjoyable read.....had the women in town known about Jimmy being hung like a horse they might have treated him differently.....
I could read these tales all day long and never get bored....this was a fun one and full of humour too....loved the way the they all interacted with each other and Dixie was a hoot.....keep them coming....let's have more of the exploits of Jase and Carla and the girls...love them...
My score, 239... Hmmm.... mostly hetero with gay leanings... I have had two meaningful m2m relationships in the last 10 years. Compared to me wife I have stronger sexual drive. Not surprising though... I'm 70 and often horny... my wife just wants to sleep. It has been easier to relate to a man sexually because it doesn't seem as much of a 'cheating' scenario. He likes guy things and as guys my age may know... guys do it better than most women at our age. Yes, probably a rationalisation what is really going on in my brain...or is that 'in my penis' ...
Hehehe. Her comment at the end about "sticking together" makes the whole story for me.
He needed more than he had to stay straight -
Great local and historical detail!
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