I'm amazed by those readers who failed to see the humour in this. Well done!
I look for your stuff on here all the time. You have made my summer. I'm old too, I like to read wonderful erotica that's written well. I get it. Keep up the good work.
Loved this story, whether loaded with bull or not. ;-)
I'm from the South, born in Georgia, raised in Tennessee and now back here in Georgia and let me tell y'all everyone down here knows someone like this guy. Not the believing in Santa bit but the being dumb enough to think he could cheat and not have to suffer his wife's wrath bit. As for the feel of the story I thought it was dead on for a small isolated Southern town where everyone knows everything and most are related in one way or another.
Wonderful, simply wonderful!
"Well, he can always change it--or put one back if he wanted one. If you can turn boys into girls and vice versa--"
Jean Chardin in his book "A Journey to Persia" (17th century) tells of an Armenian Christian who converted to Islam and had to suffer circumcision, painful recovery for two or three weeks.
James Michener in his book "The Source" about the history of the Jews and Israel tells of a Jew who wants to convert to Christianity (2nd-4th century AD?) and finds a "doctor" who says he can recreate his foreskin. As I remember, he demonstrates how he would do it on wooden or stone phallus. Can't remember if the man let him remove the evidence of his being a circumcised Jew. Fiction, but "Michener was known for the meticulous research behind his work."
as Jane Austen or Jane Eyre would say.
I like mushrooms (& I don't mean as drugs!).
I don't think women or parents should dick tate--sorry!--how males' sexual parts should look.
But if the guy gets old enough and feels cheated that he had foreskin and it wasn't cool now to him--
Well, he can always change it--or put one back if he wanted one. If you can turn boys into girls and vice versa--
surely a good plastic surgeon can give you (& friend/s) the dick suckable head you and loved ones want.
Make a 3rd one with her hubby plz
You gave me a roadmap! Now if I don't get north and south wrong I just might..........
Written with all the subtlety and refinement of a Mack truck..
rules are for fools. fuck whatever is available. you'll be glad you did.
What a shame that the most verbose commenter was not erudite enough to enjoy a wonderful story.
You swept me back to stories I had heard from so many old diggers gained during my young years playing in a returned soldiers association brass band.
Ya got a weird sense of humor, bud....she gets some on the side and the husband pays for it...wow ...hilarious....2/5
cant get into stupid
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