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BlondGirl

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Hi there. I am a 25 year old, blond, 34 DD/22/36, 5'9", green eyed, beauty. I NEVER wear any panties other than my t-backs--and then mostly when I am going to church (must be decent!)

I LOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEE to suck cock. I never orgasm harder than when my man shoots his cum in my mouth. I can't help but moan and swallow when I get a delicious load of man-juice. The more the better--especially when he grabs my hair and shoves even more of his cock past my lips--MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

I also love to fuck--me on top is my fave! Especially when I am facing away and my man can watch as his throbbing hard cock slides in and out. The idea makes me wwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttt as I write this.

Anal sex is always good too--and I am always ready--no need take a long time getting me prepared--I want it hard and fast and instantly! You say the word and I am begging for you. In the house, in bed, in your mother's garage, in the bathroom at Penny's, on the ferry boat, etc.

My other sexual interrests include: eating pussy--especially cum-filled-pussy, sucking tits, showing off my tits, being nude when I am with my man, watching pornos, making pornos, and tit-fucking.

Some of my favorite turn-ons are: playing basketball, football, soccer, and fishing. Auto-Mechanic work. I really have a hard time when I am working on my 4x4 though because my panties get sooooo wet that I leave a spot on the pavement. My fave job on my truck is doing my own brake jobs and radiator flushes--that shiny metal and the sound of the fluids rushing in both drive me wild!!!!! Of course, I really REALLY get off on fixing up the junkers my boyfriends drive. It gives me a sense of pride to see my man drive off in the car I fixed up for him!

Some of the things that make me lovable are:
My cooking--there is no pie or brisket that I can't perfect. And bread? It is always baked fresh every day in my house. You know you can eat good if we hook up!
my dogs--i have 2 hunting dogs--well trained and they live for fowl.
my toys: I have a new computer, digicam, big screen TV w/ surround sound stereo, a cd collection that numbers over 2000, DVD's that number over 250, and an 8 track player for nostalgia with my fave 8-track in it always--Queen!
My job: I am an orthopedic surgeon. When you get hurt, I can fix you. I can also write you all the 'scripts you need. ( I graduated early from both high school and pre-med. I am well established and have earned my standing and reputation for the best sports injury shoulder/knee surgeon in the Metroplex.)

My hobbies:
Ironing, cleaning, and housekeeping helps me de-stress.
Playing chess and Scrabble.
Raquetball-single wall only.
Biking.
Kayaking.
Reading Clancy and Shakespere and Martha Stewart.
Waxing my truck.
Shopping at Circuit City, Best Buy, and Sam's.

Favorite foods:
Home baked breads.
Fresh chicken (I grow my own free range chickens--it is never more than an hour from the yard to the pot/spit/oven)
brisket
scratch tamales
Dirty rice.

If you think I would be the woman for you, please post here. I can't waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiittttttttttt to get a new delicious man to sink my lips down on!

Hurry up. I am waiting.....
................................................. Blond Babe

................................" I know you want me!"...........................................



P.S. I forgot to ask. If you can, please post an ad of your own in this thread for me to look over. Make it good and I'll be yours!!!!!

 
Oops! I forgot to say in my ad above that I am alwayyyyyyyyyssssss interrested in a hot bisexual woman too! But you MUST be bi--I can't possibly live without a stiff cock!
.................................. Blond Babe

........." I know you want me!"




Added note on Saturday,10-27-2001.
I am posting some erotic photos here as requested--these will be removed tonight.
BG
 
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Please don't send me personal messages. I want to see how you can impress me with your effort in an ad. A girl like me is worth following simple directions for, don't you agree?

*Muah!*
.................................. Blond Babe

........." I know you want me!"



 
ok So Now I know the rules

Ok I am 21 Year old Guy Brown Hair Blue eyes. Im 6'1 an I also never wear Panties :p

I love havin sex I love the feel of a woman against my body at night afterwards the best part is when a woman falls asleep against your chest and you feel all manly and great

I love when women get out of the shower and their hair is still wet and they are all warm and clean, I cant resist them.

My Turn ons are are playing sports and outdoors, I love camping and Hill climbing, I also do martial arts and I am a big fan of History and Reading

I am a joker and love to make women laugh or blush :)

Hows that?
:rolleyes:
 
Well, if you can handle my 24-inch pythons and my 15-inch love muscle, I'd say it was fate!

Right now, I'm just sitting around the estate... living off the interest of the 8-figure inheritence my parents left me.

Are the bells ringin' yet?
 
the ultimate guy for u

hi..

i read ur post..damn..i love girls that can make me cum.by sucking my cock...especially someone like u sucking on my big cock..so i can cum in ur mouth..if ur interested..u can email me aeagle_112@yaoo.com...im 23/m/wa....or if u want to chat..on AIM or aol..my sn is jagedge112..

PLEASE MAKE ME CUM
 
Sorry, Blondie

Unfortunately, I only fuck and suck vegetarians. But I'm sure you'll make some lucky Texan very happy.....
 
*takes a deep breath*
hi there. i'm an inexperience 18 year old. 5'11", sandy blonde hair, blue-ish eyes, really, really skinny. i won't lie, i have a really low opinion of my looks, though a number of people here and such tell me i'm "adorable." underwear is just plain ol' briefs, simple white numbers. i figure that since it's going to be under my pants anyway, what's the use of having the fancy stuff for most occasions (though fancy has its uses at times ;)).

as far as sex goes, i have no actual hands-on experience. that's right, i'm "pure." "uncorrupted." "free of taint." a virgin. so if you like the idea of breaking in a guy to sex and "corrupting" him, then i'd fit the bill to a T.

i'll do anything. sexually, that is. i have this deep-seeded desire to please (not just sexually, either), and will try anything once to do so. this can lead to me having a bit of a sub side.

one thing i do know is that i love my porstate.

my turn-ons:
breasts-don't care how big or small, i love them all.
a nice ass-none of them out there turn me off, but a nice, round specimen has a way of making my mouth water. if i see one, alls i can think about is bending her over and sliding my cock right on in.
brains-she has to be smart. there's just something about the "blonde" stereotypical person that frustrates the hell out of me. now, i'm not looking for a nuclear physicist or a brain surgeon, but i'd just like to be able to hold an honest conversation about intelligent stuff once in a while.
modesty-arrogance just pisses me off. she's got to understand that she's not the center of the universe (just my personal one, is all)
independence-i like someone who doesn't have to fit in with the rest of the crowd or she'll die. someone who can take care of themselves in most situations. someone who's not afraid to get dirty if called for and won't faint over a broken nail.

some of the things that make me lovable:
i'm honest. most of the time. and i'll tell you right now that, yes, i was checking out her ass or breasts or whatever. and no, i won't hold it against you when you check out her assests, too. or his.
my sensitivity. i'll be there for you if you're down and i'm not affraid to talk about my feelings (i just can't accurately describe them, is all). i'm a good listener and have a nice, if somewhat boney, shoulder to cry on if needed.
i'm good with my hands. minute details and little things are my specialty. when i was little, and my friends and i would build stuff with Legos, they'd always see what big, monstrous thing they could make, whereas i would see how small i could make that starfighter or robot or whatnot. i've got long, thin fingers that are perfect for small stuff.
i love gadets. especially stuff for computers. unfortunately $$ concerns have kept what i have down to a minimum.

Hobbies:
drawing
playing games (mainly computer now, since it's hard to play chess alone)
hiking
making things. i just like to fiddle with stuff
reading. love to read. mainly sci-fi/fantasy, but a good book is a good book, no matter the subject.
music. i listen to a wide range, but my favorites are Nine Inch Nails, Metallica, and KoRn, though Sting is nice sometimes and classical or movie scores are good, too.

Favorite foods:
chicken fried rice
fettuccini alfredo (with grilled chicken breast pieces)
a nice, juicy steak
homemade bread and buns
simple stuff, and not very big on veggies. corn, frozen or non-canned peas, potatoes is about it.
love rice, though plain white is waaaaaay too bland.

well.. that's about it. you have a nice day (or night) and i hope you get what you're looking for, b/c being lonely just plain sucks, and i would know. fare thee well, as they say.
 
Hi Blondie, you sound line just the gal for me!

I'm a segmented intestinal parasite currently residing in the pussy of this sites owner. I come from a long line of parasites and have been looking for the perfect woman for sometime.

I'm quiet, playful and always listen. I'll admit, it may take awhile to get to know be but in the end I'll defiantly grow on you!

My hobbies include:
attaching myself to your intestine.
laying eggs and
absorbing vital nutrients from your body.

I'm bisexual as well and don't mind if you have sex with anyone else..

If you're interested feel free to give me a call!
 
I am wondering if this is a suggestion that I should lose weight.....
a nutrition-sucking-parasite. Hhhhmmmm......
 
A guy for you!!

Hey Blond Girl

I am just the guy for you!! I am 22 years old, I am always horny and hard and can go for sex anywhere and anytime. I am very thick and I am sure you would love me in your mouth!! U sound pretty hot to me and I love that you don't wear panties MMM That makes me hot knowing that you dont. I think that its soo sexy!!

I am 6'3 tall very broad shoulders, I workout in the gym 3-5 times a week and always give 100 % of myself. I hope that you will pick me to be your man we would so make a great couple.

Email me for more

Cowboyjc316_2001@yahoo.com

:p

XOXO
 
I know you'll never pick me

But I have to try. You sound so beautiful, I just want to lick you all over!

I am 48 years old, and I am 6'3". I weigh 635 pounds, and have dark brown hair. Most of it's on my back.

I live with my mother, but she said she would love to meet you. You sound like a lovely girl.

I have a 5" cock. You may have to look for it, but it's there! And it just loves to be sucked. Maybe you could stick it up your butt, too? I'd like to, but I can't reach it anymore. :(

I love eating pussy, too! Just point that sweet little thing at my face and let me do the rest! Mmmm mmm!

Well, like I said, I know you'll never pick me. But I had to try, anyway!

I love you.
 
you and me....us?

Wow, blonde girl, you sound like a wet dream come true, but i take it that you realize that.... So, here i am. i am a male, 22 years old, 6'0", long darkish blonde hair, green eyes, in shape and tanned. I live in Southwest Colorado, which is a little ways away from you, but hey...you never know what could happen.
You sound incredibly sexy, i must admit to you, i got hard just reading your post. I love to use my tongue for hours to please girls, i love sex, as does any living breatning man, and like to walk on the kinky side of things, though my outside appearance dosent really let onto it. I am an outdoors type of guy, i love to camp and hike with my dogs, (huskies), climb mountains, etc. I play the guitar and have for years, if that is any indication of my hand strenght. I would love to corresponde with you and see just how compatible we could be. email me at beck@literotica.com (or .org or whatever it is) . Take care of yourself, you sexy thing...i will be thinking about you, and probably dreaming about you too. *S*
 


The choices are so exciting. I am not sure what to do. I will admit that I enjoy variety.... Any other creative responses to impress me with?

.................................. Blond Babe

........." I know you want me!"
 
How far did I say we were apart? Maybe we should meet halfway :)
 
In response: I am a 56 year old 368 pound unemployed slob, who is only movtivated by beer, twinkes and having my cock sucked. I shower once a week and only get out my chair in front of the TV to go see if there is a check in the mail box, use the can or to see what's in the fridge. I am looking for a beautiful and tounge talented 25 year old, blonde who has less brain cells left than I. She must be able to clean, cook, iron and kneel. I would be very open to sharing myself with her other female friends as long as they too enjoyed catering to complicated man such as myself and didn't depend on me for sexual gratification, gratitude of any type or humor that went beyond comments spoken by the host of family fued.

Now then shall we get real and put you back on the pedistal where you belong and let the rest of us beg to knell before you and only hope that you will look inside us to find care, beauty and fun for your pleasure?

i still can't find your pic either
 
I am yours baby

oooooooooooo baby--You sound sooo hot! I can't wait to get my paws on you!

I am a bit shorter than average--but this makes it better for when I am licking your tits during sex.

I have a job--and a good one--good for spoiling my girl.

I have a sweet red sportscar--she is the love of my life--if you love her too, you can then maybe be on top.

I have not had too much experience in the world of sex (unless pornos count!) but I can make up for that with enthusiasm.

Now for the good stuff--my cock is an average of 6 inches in length, and I can almost wrap my hand around it when I am fully hard. My chest is nice and hairy and I wear a goatee.

The best part is my sexy Mexican accent.

Pick me and you'll be mi amante for life!
 
I am yours baby

oooooooooooo baby--You sound sooo hot! I can't wait to get my paws on you!

I am a bit shorter than average--but this makes it better for when I am licking your tits during sex.

I have a job--and a good one--good for spoiling my girl.

I have a sweet red sportscar--she is the love of my life--if you love her too, you can then maybe be on top.

I have not had too much experience in the world of sex (unless pornos count!) but I can make up for that with enthusiasm.

Now for the good stuff--my cock is an average of 6 inches in length, and I can almost wrap my hand around it when I am fully hard. My chest is nice and hairy and I wear a goatee.

The best part is my sexy Mexican accent.

Pick me and you'll be mi amante for life!
 
oops

I don't know why this posted twice--the first time I tried, it said I was not logged in.

Oh well--I guess that sweet woman will just get a double dose of me.
 
Hello, BlondGirl !

Well, for starters, I'm a 48 yr. old divorced man living here in northern Calif w/ no one except for my cats. Sure I love having my love muscle massaged by a woman who knows how to extract nothing but pure pleasure from her man, but while I'm just an average size of 7 1/2", I make up for the shortfall in it's thickness as thus far, no wman has been able to swallow it as much as they've tried. Seems it's just got too big of a head to squeeze past their tonsils.

What I really like to give her a warm oil massage until her body is so relaxed from having all of her body areas attended to until she is just a limp noodle and then I love nothing more than to place a few select pillows under her hips so she has just the right elevation and then just slide into her warm, wet, and stick cunt until I bottom out and at that point when I'm fully imbedded in her, I love it when she raises her head up from the bed arching her back and letting a deep & satifying moan.

Yes, I love nothing more than making sure that my woman has a thick cock filling her full until she can't take no more. Not that I'm a sadist or anything, but I love it when it's in so deep that I can feel it banging up against her cervix and listening to her yelp and moan about how deep it is and telling me to not hurt her. Nothing I like better from her than to feel her cunt wrap themselves about me not wanting to let go as I push in deep until I strike oil and out again until I feel her lips grasping me not wanting to let go. I love it when I'm at her cunt hole where I feel my cock feel as though it is caught inside of some kind of rubber band and won't let go.

I love especially to hear her pant & wheeze while I'm fucking her into total & undeniable submission until she is screaming out so loud that I think the walls of the room are going to split open. Nothing I love more than to feel her cunt act like some kind of human milking machine just like the type found at a dairy farm. What I wouldn't give to my woman to bring her to the point of no return until she is at the very edge of a mind shattering orgasm and just pull out of her cunt with my throughly wet glistening cock and then part her firm ass cheeks and take her virgin asshole on a ride like she's never had before while working her into another fevered pitch and just watching her body jerking, quivering as the combined first & now second mind blowing orgasm overtook her body until she just lay'd while I shot my hot, sticky load deep inside of her until she was just laying jerking & shuddering while tiny nerve tremors wracked throughout her body.


Anything more ? Email me at: freonfiz@pacbell.net
 
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Nothing I like better from her than to feel her cunt wrap themselves about me
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How many of these do you think I have?
 
Don't worry, sweetie! One's all that I'll ever need!

You're so funny! I just want to lick you all over! Yum yum!
 
Wow . . a horny, beautiful . . .genius . . .who graduated pre-med and high skool early . . .

well well . . .

somebody once told me

"If it's too good to be true,
it usually is"
 
Don't listen about that nasty man, honey! I believe you!

I'm just dreaming about when I finally get to meet you. Could you dress up like a nurse for me? The nurses who help my mother take care of me are all older ladies, and I'm dreaming of a fresh young thing like you!

Kisses, sweetie! I'll be dreaming of you!
 
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