TFH Backroom

TheFirmHand80 · Jul 16, 2018

(I made a forum account here a year or two ago, but got distracted by real life and forgot about it. Consider this my reintroduction thread. Please say hello and state your favorite kind of fruit, to show you read this

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You pick up a ragged business card tucked into the paneling at your local dive bar.

"TFH backroom - Open 24/7 just across the wrong side of the internet tracks"

You make a mental note of the address, a meaningless number in a remote industrial corner of town, and decide to stop by after work...

Hello! Please step inside

BlackCaramelCreme · Jul 16, 2018

Hello....my favorite fruits (I can't just name one) are mango, watermelon, pineapple and all types of berries. Yes, I do read...lol

TheFirmHand80 · Jul 16, 2018

BlackCaramelCreme said:
Hello....my favorite fruits (I can't just name one) are mango, watermelon, pineapple and all types of berries. Yes, I do read...lol

Good morning. I suppose illiterate folks would not enjoy this place very much at all. But, apparently, indecisive people do just fine

rubydlite · Jul 16, 2018

Give me blueberries any day!

BlackCaramelCreme · Jul 16, 2018

TheFirmHand80 said:
Good morning. I suppose illiterate folks would not enjoy this place very much at all. But, apparently, indecisive people do just fine

Smiling...

BlackCaramelCreme · Jul 16, 2018

rubydlite said:
Give me blueberries any day!

I'm a fruitaholic actually.... berries of all types are great!

Sexybritches69 · Jul 16, 2018

Peaches. Juicy sweet peaches.

I’m not referencing butts. Just so you know.

TheFirmHand80 · Jul 16, 2018

rubydlite said:
Give me blueberries any day!

The problem is that they always leave blue evidence on your fingertips... Like you were being extremely friendly with a Smurf.

TheFirmHand80 · Jul 16, 2018

BlackCaramelCreme said:
I'm a fruitaholic actually.... berries of all types are great!

The late great Barry White once said, "The blacker the berry, baby... Mmmm, sweeter the juice."

TheFirmHand80 · Jul 16, 2018

Sexybritches69 said:
Peaches. Juicy sweet peaches.

I’m not referencing butts. Just so you know.

Nice to have you here.

...and I definitely wasn't thinking of butts.

BlackCaramelCreme · Jul 16, 2018

TheFirmHand80 said:
The late great Barry White once said, "The blacker the berry, baby... Mmmm, sweeter the juice."

Lol...but I'm a medium caramel color....

TheFirmHand80 · Jul 16, 2018

BlackCaramelCreme said:
Lol...but I'm a medium caramel color....

But I don't have any sleazy Barry White lyrics about caramel. I guess I'll have to write my own.

<Insert funky guitar track>

BlackCaramelCreme · Jul 16, 2018

TheFirmHand80 said:
But I don't have any sleazy Barry White lyrics about caramel. I guess I'll have to write my own.

<Insert funky guitar track>

Nice...I saw where I welcomed you on another thread you began last year.

TheFirmHand80 · Jul 16, 2018

BlackCaramelCreme said:
Nice...I saw where I welcomed you on another thread you began last year.

Yes, I'm back from the dead. I didn't even remember the password to this old account and boom! There it was.

BlackCaramelCreme · Jul 16, 2018

TheFirmHand80 said:
Yes, I'm back from the dead. I didn't even remember the password to this old account and boom! There it was.

Welcome back...may the well spring of life keep you in it's grasp and thrust you forward in new adventures.

SMNaughtywife · Jul 16, 2018

Walks in and pauses a moment, takes note of the finer details around the place.

“I’ll take a shot of JOSE CUERVO Reserva de La Familia. And chilled please.”

Pulls out a small bundle of red grapes and slides them over.
“My favorite fruit is frozen red grapes and I’ll be back to savor them.”

TheFirmHand80 · Jul 16, 2018

BlackCaramelCreme said:
Welcome back...may the well spring of life keep you in it's grasp and thrust you forward in new adventures.

I'm always springing for a time to be well and enjoy the grasping and thrusting adventures that such a life brings forward.

BlackCaramelCreme · Jul 16, 2018

TheFirmHand80 said:
I'm always springing for a time to be well and enjoy the grasping and thrusting adventures that such a life brings forward.

Nice. What is on your agenda today?

TheFirmHand80 · Jul 16, 2018

SMNaughtywife said:
Walks in and pauses a moment, takes note of the finer details around the place.

“I’ll take a shot of JOSE CUERVO Reserva de La Familia. And chilled please.”

Pulls out a small bundle of red grapes and slides them over.
“My favorite fruit is frozen red grapes and I’ll be back to savor them.”

Offers a warm smile and gestures toward a large, stuffed sofa as if advertising the "soft, Corinthian leather"

"Will you have it straight up or with a sliver of lime and a salty lick?"

*Pops a grape into your mouth*

TheFirmHand80 · Jul 16, 2018

BlackCaramelCreme said:
Nice. What is on your agenda today?

Supposedly, I'm to catch up on mountains of quarterly paperwork for the state.

So, basically, *anything* else

BlackCaramelCreme · Jul 16, 2018

TheFirmHand80 said:
Supposedly, I'm to catch up on mountains of quarterly paperwork for the state.

So, basically, *anything* else

Lol...I understand.... procrastination is my best friend. Any diversion is welcomed then.

TheFirmHand80 · Jul 16, 2018

BlackCaramelCreme said:
Lol...I understand.... procrastination is my best friend. Any diversion is welcomed then.

Indeed. I trust you are comfortable.

*Glides the back of my hand along your neck*

You feel a bit warm.

BlackCaramelCreme · Jul 16, 2018

TheFirmHand80 said:
Indeed. I trust you are comfortable.

*Glides the back of my hand along your neck*

You feel a bit warm.

AC is a beautiful thing...I'm actually cool as a cucumber.

Smiling...looking like my profile photo.

TheFirmHand80 · Jul 16, 2018

BlackCaramelCreme said:
AC is a beautiful thing...I'm actually cool as a cucumber.

*Continues gently touching your neck, playing with your hair*

Ah yes, it's quite oppressive outside.

FortybutNice · Jul 16, 2018

Mango, strawberry, banana, avocado. I’m into pretty much any fruit though!

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