- Non-Erotic Poetry
- A Jedi's Doughtnut (a sonnet)
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I
I was new to the Jedi ways.
My master cautioned me beware,
Temptations of the Dark Side dare,
For that is evil that never pays.
Now in the lunchroom I did lay.
My stomach told me it needed care!
Soon I saw a doughnut in Tupperware,
Eat this doughnut that I may.
But isn't this doughnut another man's?
Then the power of the Dark Side filled my mind,
Now this doughnut belongs to me!
In fact anything I want to take I can!
Behold the power which now I find,
From goodness and weakness I am free!
II
Entered my master into the room.
"Padawan, where is the doughnut of your master?"
"It's mine now, so says my blaster!"
With these words I sealed my doom.
"Boy, have you been at the mushrooms?
We both know my light saber is faster,
When I'm done with you you'll need a pastor,
I handle the force like it's a broom."
Screaming my fury I leapt into battle.
With all my skill I fought,
In neither the frying pan nor the pot.
My master slaughtered me like cattle.
Alas this fate though a doughnut bought,
A good Jedi I was not.
- COMMENTS
LouisCipher01about 10 years agoYou, my friend, are not bent. You are thoroughly cracked! Your sense of humor is like mine. You seek out the absurdities and embrace the weirdness of life. So I say, "Welcome and keep it up". Remember: Reality is for those without imagination!
P.S. Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
tazz317almost 12 years agonow the dark side beckons. TK U MLJ LV NV
duddle146over 17 years agoDidn't see the movie ~ think I may be lost here. Gee - I wouldn't mind having a doughnut, though.
