A parody of the Pirates of Penzance

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Yes yes he has the Major General

Yes yes my cock's name's The Major General!!!

For he is The Major General!

He is! Hurrah for the Major General

And it is, it is a
GLORIOUS thing! To be The Major General!!

It is!
Hurrah for The Major General
Hard on for The Major General!

Compliments on the march!... THIGHS TIGHT!

Hop hew hop whore

With a jump, arms stretch and spring!

UP!

I am the very model of a modern Major General
I've information vaginal anal n' even mineral
I know the girls from Iceland say your beauty is historical
My hard on is from wanting you my lust is quite unstoppable

I'm very well acquainted too with matters that are practical
I understand the stimulations simple and the vaginal
About bisexual theorem I am teeming with a lot of news

Lot of news...got it!

With many cheerful facts about your bare butt that we've got to use

With many cheerful facts about your bare butt that we've got to use
With many cheerful facts about your bare butt that we've got to use
With many cheerful facts about your bare butt that we've really got to use

I'm very good in oral and use different styles of cun'-lingus
I know scientific names for feelings, I got king size mattress
In short for what's eligible both vaginal and anal
I am the very model of a modern Major General

For all that is eligible both vaginal and anal
He is the very model of a modern Major General

In fact when I know what is meant by strap-on and to revel in
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin ;)
When such affairs as sex toys and surprises you're more weary at
But then I know precisely what is meant by cum or just you're scary wet.

When I have learnt what progress has been made by modern gunnery
when I know more of tactics like to pace myself at tongue-ery
in short when I've a smattering of elemental strategy

Hmmm strategy.....

Oh my word I'm so hard wait a minute wait!

Oooh got it!...

You'll say I'm wetter Major General, I've never had such glee!

You'll say I'm wetter Major General, I've never had such glee!
You'll say I'm wetter Major General, I've never had such glee!
You'll say I'm wetter Major General, I've never had-such-glee!

For my military knowlege tthough I'm plucky and adventurey
As I go down we're going to hear the screaming of the century!
But still in matters sexually both primeally and anally
I am the very model of a modern major general!

But still in matters sexually both primal y and anally
He is the very model of a modern Major General!

Ohhh encore!

can you do it one more time please!

Certainly!

And can you do it really fast this time please

WATCH THIS!

In fact when I know what is meant by vaginal and veniling
When I can sight a skeins gland, hit it with my little vieny thing
When such affairs and sorties an' suprizes I'm more wary at
We keep the condoms nice and safe inside the secretariat

When I was an apprentice, knew more th'n Texans knew 'bout gunnery
At college was more horny than all the virgins in a nunnery
In short to prevent spattering I use elemental stratagy

You'll say a greater major general that has ever rode Whor...sse!

You'll say a greater major general that has ever rode horse
You'll say a greater major general that has ever rode horse
You'll say a greater major general that has ever rode horse

For military knowledge I am plucky and adventure-ry
Been only making love since the beginning of the century
But still all things sexual venil vaginal n' subliminal
I am the very model of a modern major general

a-Hey Ho-ooooh YES!

That's enough, or would you like to do the encore?

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