- Non-Erotic Poetry
- A Premonition!
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When I woke up my head was throbbing,
It was in real sad condition.
That "Kettle Drum" was inside my head,
And I had a premonition!
I went to hear a "New Rock" band play,
And they played some "sour" renditions.
They just couldn't seem to get it right,
And I had a premonition!
One day I went to see my Doctor,
My balls were in "sad" condition.
He told me "I hate to tell you this,"
And I got a premonition!
You've got a case of "Gonnerrhea,"
And I have a strong suspicion.
There's only ONE CURE to help YOU out,
I had a BAD premonition!
The Doctor said he'd schedule me for,
A REAL SIMPLE operation.
He told me my voice would likely change,
This gave me a premonition!
Sure enough just like the Doctor said,
I SURE don't feel no temptation.
My voice now is HIGH, like "Tiny Tim's,"
I DON'T want NO MORE PREMONITIONS!!
- COMMENTS
LeBrozabout 17 years agoDoctor Quack 'fixes' your little problem with a life altering simple 'procedure'.
LeBrozabout 17 years agoDoctor Quack 'fixes' your little problem with a life altering simple 'procedure'.
duddle146over 17 years agoThis may be the rendering where Uncle Pervey has a bad day. Not sure ~ maybe I've got a premonition.
