- Erotic Poetry
- A Recipe for Men
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Take a man,
Use pot or pan;
Thick or thin,
Throw him in!
Serve redheads with rosé;
Albinos with white;
Black ones get bourbon--
You'll dine well tonight!
Remove his duds
And stuff with spuds.
Glaze his side,
And garnish his pride.
But if for dessert,
Try a little whipped cream;
Don't beat him too hard,
Unless you want him to scream!
- COMMENTS
KOLKOREalmost 17 years agoWhat does the world comes to! For the first time, the Don and I agree on something in our comments - and what a nice place for a first! Poetically though, how do you square a poem which is based (no pun intended) on extended imagery of menan being served as the main ingredient, then handled and eaten (in more than one way) - with any prospects for the most important command in your take of your bible: namely, procreation?
Know what, you don’t have to answer that. Maybe it’s better if we stay on what we agree: we like this poem!
KOLKOREalmost 17 years agoSorry if my title sounds corny, but that's exactly how I feel. We need more poems like that; poems which simply go about celebrating life with not much fan fare.
This poem could also be a very nice added flavor to most parties. Think for example about any type of bridal party, coed or a bride’s mate party! What’s not to like? Food and playful allusions to sex are combined; It even seems that men are liked here (not your fault, lady, so many reads here vent anything but sympathy to the opposite gender) <P>
If people follow my recommendation, remember to ask the author's permission!
