- Non-Erotic Poetry
- A Rhetorical Question
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Click hereWhen they die,
Cows go to a butcher shop.
Elephants go to the elephant graveyard.
Pets go to the pet cemetary.
Apples go to pies.
Oak trees go to a sawmill.
Tomato plants go to the compost pile.
Automobiles go to the junk yard.
Electronics go to a landfill.
Toys go to the bottom of the toy box.
Furniture goes to Goodwill.
Clothes to to the Salvation Army.
Rock bands go to Rock 'n Roll heaven (maybe).
Where do I go?
- COMMENTS
sassynycabout 16 years agoi loved the quirky humor of this poem. yet, in the final line, why do i get the feeling you are dead serious? the cows and apples are my favorites.
twelveooneabout 16 years agoI love that first comment!!!!, Well the poem, it would work, if everything was rhymed except the last line.
KOLKOREabout 16 years agoI enjoyed this piece. Inserting more personal touch (in addition to the humor) might have been an added value to your poem. Thanks.
notnamerabout 16 years agoTo an anschloss with the maker of all Anschuls
