A Special Place For Liars!byUncle Pervey©
If Hell has got " a Special place for Liars,"
Then my Sister-in-law will WIN the Crown.
She'd tell old Saint Peter at the Golden Gate,
That Hell was up and Heaven was way down!
She could lie a Preacher right out of his "Church,"
And convince that Preacher he was "insane."
She tried to convince the Judge it wasn't dope,
This was ONE time her LYING was in vain!
The Judge gave her time and he gave this sermon,
"Your lies just make me THINK that you're "insane,
If I ever catch you back in MY Courtroom,
I'll throw the "book" at you and THAT talk's PLAIN!"
When Clara got out she TRIED to mend her ways,
But ALL her "LYING HABITS" were the SAME.
She just COULDN'T tell the TRUTH to SAVE her Soul,
To Clara telling lies was JUST a game!!