- Non-Erotic Poetry
- A Woman's Poem
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He didn't like my casserole and he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard,
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't make the coffee rightr for him, and he didn't like the stew.
I didn't mend his sock the way his mother used to do
I pondered for and answer I was looking for a clue...
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him.....
Like his MOTHER used to do
- COMMENTS
duddle146over 17 years agoDon't change anything ~ I just flat out almost fell off my computer chair laughing. The last two lines were totally outrageous. What a witty hilarious rendering.
LeBrozover 17 years agoA good heartily witty write.
Three or four spots could be tweaked;
Will shortly send you a quickie edit for your consideration.
