Abe Tells the Truth!byUncle Pervey©
Old Abraham and Isaac,
Were friends throughout the years.
They loved to debate whether life,
Exists after death appears.
Abe and Isaac both agreed,
And made a compact too.
The first one dead, would come back,
To tell if this was true.
It wasn't long there after,
When poor old Abe passed away.
And old Isaac waited for,
To hear from him someday.
One night Isaac was awoke,
He heard an unearthly moan.
Isaac gasped out "What was that?"
"It's just Abe and we're alone."
Isaac's eyes got big and round,
He sat up with a shout!
"Tell me true, is that you?
Abe what's it all about?"
Abe said "Life can be real hard,
Even here, every day.
We make love, from dawn to dusk,
And do it every way."
Isaac cried out "It's Heaven!"
Abe said "We made wrong guesses.
I'm just an old Jack Rabbit,
And I'm living in Texas!!"