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OK, already
we admit it
it's all about sex
food is sex
you know what a twinkie is, right?
that cream-filled tubular pastry
the color of caucasian flesh
how about those
cream-filled
chocolate
cupcakes?
maybe you want a
big plump
hot dog
with ketchup?
maybe you want a
nice
juicy
hot
spicy
taco?
beer is sex
look at the way
that blonde caresses
that longneck bottle
health is sex
not freedom from disease
I mean tight abs
a muscular butt
who cares how you feel
if you look good?
cars are sex
hair is sex
cleaning products are sex
happiness is sex
more sex means more babies
more consumers
and if the citizens
are sexually absorbed
they won't be asking us
the wrong questions
so now that you know
doesn't it make you feel
horny?
- COMMENTS
Ravishingabout 20 years agoUtterly loved it! And yes, it's so, so very true. Sex sells. It's that simple.
Maria2394about 20 years agothis reminds me a little bit, of Brad Pitts rant about consumerism in the movie Fight Club, which was trashed by rosie O and lost viewers at the box office ..but it is a great movie, filled with all sorts of social truths that most people dont even want to hear..
like I tell my husband, **the government, et al, tell us truths in morsels, its up to us to decipher**, but mostly, we are apathetic and dont even want to..but you did here, good job!!
