tagNon-Erotic PoetryAdvice For Senior Citizens!

Advice For Senior Citizens!

byUncle Pervey©

You'll find when you get old you shouldn't cough,
Cause every time you cough you'll let a toot.
A sneeze or cough will cause an accident,
And you'll stain your underclothes when you poot!!

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