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Click hereAin't No Boobs Big Enough-An erotic parody of the classic song Ain't No Mountain High Enough
Listen girl
Ain't no boobs big enough
Ain't no lips wet enough
Ain't no legs spread wide enough
If you want him
Better think again
No matter who you are
No matter if you're a star
Just forget his name
He'll never be that horny
I don't have to worry
Cos girl
There ain't no boobs big enough
Ain't no lips wet enough
Ain't no legs spread wide enough
To take him away from me
Remember this each and every day
I'll never set him free
I told you
You can always count on this
From that moment on that we made our wedded vows
I'll be the only one that he ever wants
No way, no how
You'll ever get as close to him as me
Cos girl
There ain't no boobs big enough
Ain't no lips wet enough
Ain't no legs spread far enough
To take him away from me
No whore, no tramp
Our love is alive
Way down deep in our hearts
Althrough we are miles apart
You'll never feel the touch of his hand
No double life will he ever start leading
No matter how fast or easy that you are
Girl, don't you know that?
There ain't no boobs big enough
Ain't no lips wet enough
Ain't no legs spread far enough
To take him away from me
Don't you know that?
There ain't no boobs big enough
Ain't no lips wet enough
Ain't no legs spread far enough
To ever take him away from me babe
2007 Ramona Thompson
Wow! I really liked this poem. Great job, different, very different. This poem could be a song. Wonderful.