tagNon-Erotic PoetryAmbulance Chasers!

Ambulance Chasers!

byUncle Pervey©

There's always been an "Ambulance Chaser,"
Ever since "Lawyers" first existed.
There'll ALWAYS be a greedy "Shyster" near,
With smooth talk that CAN'T be "Deflected!"

Civil Action Lawyers, most of the time,
Are a bunch of slimey greedy "Bums!"
They'll do ANYTHING to LINE their pockets,
Including settling CASES for "CRUMBS!

All the "Slick Shysters" ALWAYS have MONEY,"
It makes you wonder WHO'S PAID them OFF.
And they're NEVER caught, now AIN'T that FUNNY?
Every "Shyster" should DIE from the "COUGH!!"

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