An Old-Fashioned Heller!byUncle Pervey©
Have you heard of "Double O Seven,"
He's a smooth talkin' real "suave" Feller.
And when he goes after the "Bad" guys,
He can be an "Old Fashioned Heller!"
When James Bond takes on a "new" villain,
He does his job with lots of "Aplomb."
He makes the "job" he does seem "easy,"
Because ALL of the "Bad" guys are "Dumb!"
James Bond is a real good "shootin'" man,
He can "Dimple" an eyeball real neat.
And when it comes to a real fast draw,
Old "Double O Seven" can't be beat!
James Bond can use a knife pretty good,
And he uses his "Martial Arts" too.
He can knuckle hard heads with his fists,
And remove an ear quick with a "chew!"
The BEST thing James Bond is noted for,
Isn't for his "battling" or "strife."
The thing he's got that makes men jealous,
Is the pretty women in his life!
"Double O Seven" is a "Lover,"
And the "pretty women" he meets "Know!"
He's a hard fightin' lovin' "Rascal,"
And the women ALL say "Go man Go!"
"Double O Seven's" a happy man,
He gets lots of "fast action" for free.
And on the side he gets women too,
Which is much "better" than YOU or ME!!