- Non-Erotic Poetry
- An Unwarranted Attack
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An Unwarranted Attack
I was only trying to get clean.
What you did was oh so mean.
Crawling out at me...
Nay
Pouncing out at me...
Nay
Lunging out at me...
Nay
Viciously attacking me like that !
I was sniffing the back scrubber, sometimes they get stinky
My glasses on the back of the commode, half blind eyes going blinky blinky.
Oh! And there you were right beneath my nose!
Had you them, it would have been tickled by your toes!
Ack!
With a shriek and a leap...
Nay
With a yelp and a scramble...
Nay
With a mumbled exclamation and a quick step
Nay
With a "hmmm" and an unhurried move from the shower I drop- CALMLY set you and
The scrubber down.
To those who did not see you my following actions may seem,
Although done in the interest of my family, a bit extreme.
But what do they know? What do they care?
They didn't look down naked and dripping and see you there!
I think it's fine barring the door and posting the sign "Beware"!
Ok. Well. Perhaps it was a tad too much.
But no one should have to suffer your eight legged touch!
So I leave you to my husband, the house exterminator.
You better shiver and quiver as he is also known as the Spider Terminator!
Now lest you think me weak,
I am anything but meek!
Though the bathus interruptus was really, really not nice.
I didn't finish my shower because I like my hair looking like a home for mice!
I'll take another later, put off not by fear, but cuz' I can.
It's just an added bonus you'll be dead and gone, killed by man!
Thinking of him stomping you oh loathsome arachnid
A smile crosses my face, my pleasure can't be hid!
That'll teach ya ! That'll learn ya! That'll show you who's boss!
He'll throw you out with a big grin and a light toss.
Boy I wish I could speak like spiders.
So I could post a sign to your fellow sly hiders.
"Fear ye all who wish to enter here !"
"Do not cross the thresh hold if you hold limbs and lives dear!"
- COMMENTS
sassynycabout 16 years agoi don't like spiders either, but you must have had one hellified experience. you actually did an "ode" to the death of an insect. and managed to be thoroughly entertaining in verse while so doing. i had me a good laugh.....but seriously, you're shaming women folk everywhere. pick up that spray can and get busy girl.....that's your house. that spider does not pay rent, or mortgage. when either of his eight legs can scrawl a signature on the deed, then he'll be deserving of this ode.
until then arm yourself with many rolled up publications of any kind, and a spray can. i don't care if it's a can of your favorite hairspray or Lysol.your objective is elimination.....by any means necessary!!! get crackin'.....do us proud!
Amyfriendover 16 years agoit would have been terrific, being serious in the beginning (thinking that it was something else) but quickly turning very comical. As a poem the format was a bit of a problem, for me anyway. I've read some of your other fine work and I'm sure you can improve on this one.
foehn2almost 17 years agoThis one is humorous and light-hearted, but could use a lot of polishing, in my opinion. Still, I find the underlying talent very exciting. *smile*
