Angel On The Christmas Tree!

Have you ever took time to listen,
To an Angel on a Christmas tree?
She's got a few "serious" complaints,
And she can make you REALLY see!

The first thing I heard her ask was this,
"Why must I be the one up here?
It's a pretty painful position,
To have a tree jammed up your rear!"

"And let me tell you another thing,
These needles make my hemroids hurt!
And don't I look a terrible sight,
With a Pine tree inside my skirt?"

"Furthermore, I have to say, this sap,
Is making a rash on my ass!"
It was easy to see the Angel,
Was a very UNHAPPY Lass!

When I'd heard her complaints, I went out,
And bought a "Big Star" for my tree.
I hope all of you will do the same,
And set the Christmas Angels free!!