- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Another Drunk Fan Blues
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Why can't you sit and pay attention?
And take that cell phone off your ear
Put down that thing and quit your textin'
Or you can get on out of here
First you talk all through our first set
Now just let me take my break
Just let me sit and smoke this cigarette
Yes, I'm so glad you think we're great
That's nice to hear about your sister
Who plays as well as any man
I don't know how we can resist her
But no, she can't come up and jam
Too bad you got so drunk so early
We're really sounding good tonight
Why don't you call that bouncer Shirley?
It's not a show without a fight
It's been real nice talking to you
But now I have to go inside
If you don't move I'm going through you
Enjoy the show, now step aside.
