- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Aye Em
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For my friend, Ann Martin. Like she and I, it's intentionally silly. So please read this with tongue in cheek.
We met a few years ago you and I
We made small talk at first
You told me how much you loved your hair pie
At this news I did almost burst
Sometimes a flirt not often enough if you ask me once in a while a swinger always A funny lady you are
You never treat me like dirt or put me thru the ringer or degrade me
A nice thing for you to say to me is never far
You never act shady
You never get mad when I call you Honey
Though when we talk I may be horny
You always manage to say something funny and usually very corny
For that and your beautiful smile
Your yummy legs I do adore
Getting to know you may have taken a while
But I'm glad you didn't act like a whore
You may lack height
Your skin may be oh so white
You may think you're just you
Maybe you are
But for all the reasons I wrote here
I want you to know you are a friend very dear
So while I write this poem in short
I want you to know it's just a retort
You always tell me how special I am
Even when I am being a total ham
You make me smile even when I don't think I can
You make me think when I fail to understand
For all of this and so much more
I often have to pick my jaw up off the floor
You're a real friend, tried and true
And I want you to know I love you
