Backdoor Bandit!

Sung to the music of "Rancho Grande'," by Freddy Fender.

I am a backdoor bandit,
I love that round brown eye - eye - eye,
I love to use my lips and tongue,
In that crack between her thigh - thighs - thighs.

She tgot one pretty round eye,
It hides right there inside - side - side,
That sweet crack that divides her cheeks,
I love to tongue it with pride - pride - pride!

My Lady's scrumptious backdoor,
Es muy grande' mucho - mas - mas!
It's worth all of my attention,
And it's worth all of my fuss - fuss - fuss!

I am her backdoor bandit,
I love her sweet round eye - eye - eye!
Es mil mas muy mucho grande',
I will love it til I die - die - die!!