Barbie Doll's Disappointment!

Barbie Doll just DIDN'T have a sex life,
Cause it turned out her boyfriend Ken was gay.
Barbie Doll was secretly a "Nympho,"
She thought she'd see if G I Joe would play!

G I Joe was hung just like Johnny Holms,
Barbie had seen it by the merest chance.
She'd seen him in the lake "skinny dipping,
And when she saw his thing she creamed her pants!

Barbie knew a GOOD THING when she saw it,
And she made up her mind what she would do.
She'd make sure that he saw her undressing,
She figured this would get her a GOOD "screw!"

Barbie got a BIG surprise while waiting,
Cause G I Joe eloped with Ken that day.
Now Barbie Doll feels lonesome and unused,
Cause like her Kenny, G I Joe was "Gay!!"