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Click hereHiggledy Piggledy,
Staff Sargent Paterson,
Platypus Boisterous,
Makes us waddle,
Picking up burnt up butts.
WTF. I am not
Going to be his duck.
Oh, Look! A truffle!
Hilarious. I must read up on my poetic meter. I would love to spring off that with something clever.