Beaner's New Friend

His wife would be gone for a while,
So Beaner thought he'd find him a smile,
When the day turned to night,
He put up a small fight,
Then he went and he shopped without style.

He walked around shyly,
Looking awfully red and smiley,
After glancing away from the rack full of toys,
He finally worked up the courage to be one of the boys,
With much contemplation he picked one out and smiled widely.

Beaner took his new friend home,
He did not stop to roam,
And he placed it into his drawer,
From there he thought and he swore,
That he'd use it next time he got a bone.

So later that week,
He woke from his sleep,
With a tent popping up with his sheets,
He reached in his secret place,
Nervous and feeling somewhat disgraced,
He pulled out his "friend" and said...(beep.)

He had already read the instructions,
Yet still he was nervous and wish for some lessons,
So he put on the powder,
Slid it over his tower,
Then he screamed cause the damn thing had BIT him!