Best Three Diet Pops!

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If you're a Diabetic,
Or a diet fanatic,
There's 3 pops that are better than the rest.
If you read a little more,
I'll open the "knowledge" door,
And give you the names of the very best!

I'll start out with the oldest,
Because it is the boldest,
The Coka Cola Company has it.
It makes me happy to blab,
And tell you it's name is "Tab,"
To the people in the know, it's a hit!

Another one you may find,
Is the best one of it's kind,
It's the first flavor put out by Faygo.
It's a drink called "Rock n Rye,"
It's so good you'll want to cry,
There's just no way that you can drink it slow!

The next pop you can savor,
Has a real unique flavor,
It's just called "Vernors" and not ginger ale.
There's no other ginger pop,
Because all the rest are flops,
And the Vernors drink will always prevail!

One more flavor I'll mention,
Though I had no intention,
It's a local East Coast drink that I know.
I don't know if there's Diet,
But if there is you'll like it,
It's "Birch Beer" sassafras flavored to go!

So if you're on a diet,
And think that you might like it,
The first 3 pops I named are guaranteed.
Each pop has it's own flavor,
And each one you can savor,
Any one of these pops will fill your need!!

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tazz317tazz317almost 12 years ago
POP POP FIZZ FIZZ

a treat it is for different tastes. TK U MLJ LV NV

duddle146duddle146about 17 years ago
Sodas ~ or something like that.

An almost seriocomical view of Sodas as only Uncle Pervey can provide.

LeBrozLeBrozover 17 years ago
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Another Pervey special from the man who has a view on just about everything ~ and here it's all about the sodas.

WickedEveWickedEveover 19 years ago
cock?

Coka Cola? It's coca cola unless you're playing around and saying Cock-a Cola. I'd drink that I suppose. Diet Dr. Pepper is good but I wish it had splenda in it. I drink diet rite.

This is a weird poem. It's more of a recommendation for soda than a poem.

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