tagNon-Erotic PoetryBloody Red White Christmas!

Bloody Red White Christmas!

byUncle Pervey©

It's Christmas in Transylvania,
And there just ain't no hastle.
Everything is right, and it's,
Christmas in the Castle!

It's a "Bloody Red White Christmas,"
In Transylvania land.
Igor's eating all the bugs,
And singing "Angel Band!"

The tree is trimmed in crawly things,
With webs just like Angel hair.
The guests are all playing games,
And the Count nips what's bare!

The Count is dressed in all his best,
With his canines polished bright.
He's counting on a small snack,
Later on in the night.

The Doc has given Frankenstein,
A little jolt of hot juice.
He wants his Monster happy,
And feeling really loose!

The Crypt Kicker Five are swinging,
Hanging by their necks quite dead.
But they just keep on singing,
With their swollen red heads!

The table's set with cups of blood,
And there's bowls of "Bug Crunchies."
This makes Igor real happy,
Cause he's got the "munchies!"

The Count and Doc and Frankenstein,
And all their guests take their place.
Then the Count stans, and he says,
"It's time now to say grace!"

They all clasped hands and bowed their heads,
And the Count prayed for them all.
"Bless our food, and one more thing,
Merry Christmas to yall!!"

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