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Click hereIt did not surprise me
when the holstein
hitched a ride on I-70
south over old Rocky Top
But what did surprise me was when he
used his pan handle
markings to point out
his destination
Someone told him in Oklahoma city,
cattle roam free, yet cannot vote
let alone enter any building with
automatic doors
I impressed him
with my ability to distinguish
between hay and straw,
heifer, steer, bull, and cow,
holstein, angus, swiss brown and the like
and he told us how
he had been chosen
due to his fortunate markings
and uncanny ability
to ride escalators
without the fear of losing
balance
ever
This poem was mentioned in the Archival Review thread, in a picking through Lit's archive of over 35,000 poems.
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This poem was mentioned in Wednesday's New Poems Reviews, in a picking from Lit's archive of over 30,000 poems.
Such a tale should not surprise anyone who's seen a Chick Fil A commercial.
What kind of computer do you have? Perhaps that is the source of your dreams?
A strange and unusual poem with a dreamlike or altered reality quality.
It reminds of a style mingling of Annaswirls/2rivers, or Denis Hale/smithpeter.
It contains the better elements of them all.
A very nice read over coffee. - Thank you