Boy Britney

Oops I'm gonna do it again
Shock the world with what could be yet another toxic life choice
So sick of the same ole same ole
Ready oh so ready
To shed this pop star diva skin
Exchange it and my vagina for something new
Something wild and outragous
A little something I like to call the new me
Boy Britney

Rearranged
Reinvented
Stronger
Tougher
Oh yes now I feel like a brand new man
Can hardly wait to see the latest headlines
Announcing my latest crazy stunt
She's not a lady, not yet a complete gentleman
Still paying for the rest of the operation to make her
Boy Britney

Such a great father I know I'm gonna be to my kids
Raise them to be nothing at all like the loser I was
Hell maybe I'll even settle down again
This time forever
This time with a lady
No more nut jobs like Kevin Federline for me
No no not ever again
Nope this time around I wanna share my life and my fame
With someone just a bit more stable
Hmm I wonder if Lindsey Lohan would be interested

I know they'll say
This time I've gone too far
Must have lost my mind
Let all the Hollywood pressure go to my head
Pointing and staring
Even the paparazzi won't really be sure what to do or think
As I pass on by gaily waving and chatting on my cell phone
Making plans for a whole new life
With a sexy hot wife and my name legally changed
To proclaim to one and all my brand new start as.......

Boy Britney

The new and improved male verison of the ex Ms. Britney Spears

2007 Ramona Thompson