Chewing on it!

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Scientist have stated that:
Chewing gum expands the mind!

I went and bought a gum ball machine!
I should wear a hat size ... the size of Long Island by next year.

At the rate I am ... chewing gum
to expand my minds,
I won't have any teeth by next year
but I'll be smart enough to make a pair!

White, yellow, blue and green
I hear it has the power
to help some quit smoking~~
Red, orange, pink and black
I buy them by the sack!

Walking and chewing gum simultaneously.
I am hoping it will work
for the little brain...as well!

I got the Wigglies from some juicy fruit
and it was bubble-licious
me and my chic-let loose
and my spear-ment well!

I am getting smarter,
I learned that gum comes from trees
so I planted a couple green gum balls
and I am excited to see what happens.

I may not be the brightest color gum ball,
but perhaps one of the most colorful

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LeBrozLeBrozover 18 years ago
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So there it is,

the mystery's solved;

the peroxide blonde chews

with giggles galore

to heighten her mental acuity!

AnonymousAnonymousover 18 years ago
Dusty? no way

If you hadn't posted on the 'Dusty Poems' thread I wouldn't have noticed this.

Wonderful. What else can I say other than I'm going to rush out and buy some gum!

b'brig

twelveoonetwelveoonealmost 19 years ago
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What can I say? Agree with below comments and end lines.

"I may not be the brightest color gum ball,

but perhaps one of the most colorful"

Does not reach for the "big moment"

Does not reek of pretension

Is not cloyingly self-important

Is consistent

Art, it is a pleasure

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 19 years ago
I need to chew more..

You have more writing talent, originality than any other writer. I have had the pleasure to know.

Satin

cookiejarcookiejaralmost 19 years ago
Blowing bubbles...

So erotic huh? Well I was thinking of blowing mainly. :P

A nutty one from a crazy guy. Good work Art!

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