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byTx Tall Tales©

Partners get boring; I get lost in a crowd;
Drunks end up snoring; Screamers are too loud;
Critters aren't legal; Teens tend to swell a bit;
I ache when spread-eagle; Think I'll stay celibate.

(With apologies to Dorothy Parker)

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by Senna Jawa02/14/14

ok

Partners get boring; -- banal (but harmless)
I get lost in a crowd; -- cliched
Drunks end up snoring; -- banal; drunks+snore? work harder at poetry;
Screamers are too loud; -- ditto;
Critters aren't legal;more...

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by patientlee11/12/13

As my students would say...

Dafuq? Fun little ditty. :-)

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