- Erotic Poetry
- Christ Fuck
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I wanna fuck Christ in the asshole(howl!),
yeah that's what I said.
I wanna fuck Christ in the asshole;
I'm so glad he's not really dead.
Such a good looking man,
blonde hair, blue eyes,
and macho stubble.
And I'm a good looking thug,
on a couple of drugs,
plain looking for trouble.
We'd take a highway ninety-seven,
on the serpent free-way to heaven.
And I'd have a good looking lad,
with a cock in his hand, at every Motel Seven. And soon we'd get shit straight,
bout this crucifix fate,
Cause fate ain't something ya make,
but it is the shit that happens.
Nah, we'd get some weed and speed in his blood, and his feet on the dance floor tappin'. (Howl!)
- COMMENTS
SomeOneNewover 19 years agoLike "Piss Christ" the installation (that pissed off half of Christian America) with Christ floating in urine sandwiched in clear Plexiglas, this poem--in my opinion--addresses public perceptions of an alleged historic figure morphed into a deity, in this case "a good looking man, [with] blonde hair, blue eyes, and macho stubble" not to mention the hypocrisy of some of his followers. I see a comment on a modern-day western notion of Jesus--a laughable image since the historic Christ obviously was from the mid-east and Nordic types were in short supply there around the turn of the millennium. I give you points for guts here, but deduct a few for budding (but not fully bloomed) poetic skill.
don87654over 19 years agoThis site is not for blasphemy and atheist beliefs. It is hoped that some gangbanger just released from a 20-year stint in prison gives it to you quite well up the ass!
don87654over 19 years agoThis site is not for blasphemy and atheist beliefs. It is hoped that some gangbanger just released from a 20-year stint in prison gives it to you quite well up the ass!
Maria2394over 19 years agohad an old "art" painting on her wall for 30 years, then gave it to my sister. Jesus is brown eyed, brown hair in that one, actually Tath, I have never in my life seen a blue eyed blond jesus in any type of artwork!! Im not taking sides with anon, or anyone else, but maybe its a regional thing... :) ps I was raised southern baptist, and you couldnt push me into a church now.. oh well, I still cant decide if I like this, just wanted to pop my 2 cents in
