- Erotic Poetry
- Clean Up on Aisle 7
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They say that
the healthiest way
to shop for groceries
is to stick to the outer aisles
and avoid the
processed shit
in the center of the store.
In sex
you can linger
with the tangerines
and soy milk
and cage-free eggs
But if you want
to make me happy
you better
eventually
get to the junk food.
- COMMENTS
Anonymousabout 13 years agoThe indulgence of gluttony to satiate primal cravings is hot. And for the record, I would totally let you eat a greeezy BBQ flavor potato chip off my nipple. Twice. ;)
Transverseover 14 years agoI like it; it's funny and lighthearted, but totally deep and poetic at the same time. I can't believe I'm saying this about a poem, but I love your meaningful simplicity.
Bill Dadaover 14 years agoNo soy products for me. Great title, great poem, aisle 7 is where its at.
vrosej10over 14 years agoSo true. That's a junk food binge I can get with. An excellent poem.See my poem My Favourite Sundae for discussion of said binge.
