- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Comma, Period.
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To whom it may concern,
Comma.
No,
To whom it may concern!
Exclamation Point!
Statements of extreme false-importance
(or infinite loudness)
Should always end with at least one point of
Exclamation!
(though some prefer dozens, denizens of the dozens)
To whom it may concern!!
Two, perfect.
It has recently come to my attention
(not to say I wasn't attentive before)
That you my good sir, are an ass.
Period.
New paragraph.
(it helps people to know when it is important that they begin reading again)
Am I not entitled to a title?
No?
Not even a single tittle or jot?
No?
Question mark...
That is an unacceptable punctuation,
I refuse to allow even my sentences
(or their unfortunate punctuation flaws)
To await an answer from the likes of you.
Period.
Consider this an official notice,
I find you, your "style", and your
"Quotational Fortitude"
Unquotable at best.
(unless quoting and unquoting sarcastically)
Sincerely...
Sincerity seems to have been established already.
Yours in extreme hatred and disappointment,
(much better)
The Parenthetical Voice Inside Your Head.
- COMMENTS
KOLKOREover 16 years agoNow my hand is shaking a bit- ouch! I have just committed the worst crime and used that horrible not to be named sign. That was so funny, in a dreadful way, which reminded me of all my past grammar classes...
Oh happy days? Surely not all of them!!!
LeBrozabout 17 years agoAnyone that shares their internal musings in a way that brings about a chuckle ought to be praised. So, you are praised.
skittles_lmabout 17 years agoThis is the coolest thing I have ever read. Seriously. This struck right into my grammar-naziesque little heart and lodged there. Will you marry me?
KOLKOREabout 17 years agoYou took me back to grammar classes, boring as can be. What do you do? Play on what you hear and change it into a somewhat of a nonsensical song (In HS we never called it a poem!). Take the rules of Comma and transform them into…anything you want. Before you know it you have five minutes left. OOPS…”give me what you have in your hand!” “It’s nothing teacher I swear!” “And for lying five more exercises”. And that’s how they wanted us to love the beauty of the language?
I counted three exclamations in this paragraph. But I was dramatizing a memory, so I should be forgiven! (OOPs another one).
Loved the poem!!! (Who’s counting, it feels good)
clutching_calliopeabout 17 years agoSome people do have penis envy about exclamation points!
But I tend to love them!
This is wonderful!
