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- Commedian Benny Hill!
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Benny Hill was a great commedian,
Perhaps the best one in our lifetime.
He could make you laugh more, without a word,
And all the gals on his show were prime!
He had a little bald man on his show,
Who ALWAYS seemed to get the raw end.
Benny always kept this small man nearby,
Just before his "mischief" would begin!
The one I liked best was the "fake arm" skiff,
Benny, a lady, and the small man,
Would be standing and waiting for a bus,
Benny would look innocent, and bland!
Benny Hill wore a coat with a fake arm,
And he kept his fingers and its locked.
When he grabbed the gal's bottom and squeezed it,
She'd look and the small man would get socked!
What made this little man such a winner,
He was ALWAYS a PERFECT fall guy.
His expression looked shifty and guilty,
While Benny'd look angellic, and shy!
Benny Hill got away with everything,
While the little man caught all the heat.
It's a sit-com still carried in places,
If you watch it you'll get a REAL treat!!
- COMMENTS
Anonymousabout 17 years agoBrings a smile to my face. God,Benny, we need your humour more today than ever before.
Regards to you, Uncle Pervey.
LeBrozabout 17 years agoA little toast to the comedy best described as burlesque as practiced by Benny Hill.
LeBrozabout 17 years agoA little toast to the comedy best described as burlesque as practiced by Benny Hill.
My Erotic Tailabout 19 years agoI use to watch Benny Hill, laughed my ass off, nice memories uncle~
