tagNon-Erotic PoetryCurin' Injun Meanness!

Curin' Injun Meanness!

byUncle Pervey©

If you run across an "Injun,"
And he's feelin' ornry and mean.
The only way to make him act right,
Is to choke him til he turns green.

If an "Injun" gets really drunk,
And starts yellin' and feelin' mean.
The only way to sober him,
Is to choke him til he turns green.

If an "Injun" gets his balls kicked,
By a horse it makes him real mean.
The only way you can calm him,
Is to choke him til he turns green.

If an "Injun" gets a toothache,
And it hurts so bad he turns mean.
Just knock that tooth out of his head,
And then choke him til he turns green.

If an "Injun's" constipated,
And can't shit he's feelin' real mean.
Give him a dose of croatin oil,
And then choke him til he turns green.

If an "Injun" tries to stick you,
With a knife cause he's feelin' mean.
Take that knife away and punch him,
And then choke him til he turns green!!

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