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Cuttin' Fool!

byUncle Pervey©

Sung to the music of "Billy Boy."

Deys a Nigguh in dis pile, yes dey is, yes dey is,
Dey's a Nigguh is dis pile, and I is "Pissed!"
I be hidin' in de dark,
And my bite wus den my bark!
If you tells her, I shaves you wiff dis razor!

Second verse.
I be hidin' here all night, yes I has, yes I has,
I be hidin' here all night, you bets yo ass!
Just you leaves me here alone,
Doan' han' me dat "cell" fone!
If you does Bro, I shaves you wiff dis razor!

Third Verse.
I be spyin' on Miss Joan, yes I am, yes I am,
I be spyin' on Miss Joan, you knows it Sam!
When I catch her in de act,
She get cut an' dat a fact!
If you tells her, I shaves you wiff dis razor!

Fourth Verse.
Missy Joan be my main squeeze, she ain't true, she ain't true,
Missy Joan be my main squeeze, An' I is "Blue!"
When dat "Stranger" come along,
He' impressed her wiff his "Dong!
If I catch him, I cuts it wiff dis razor!

Fifth Verse.
So I lays out here an' waits, yes I does, yes I does,
Oh I lays out here an' waits, you knows it Cuz!
I will catch dem when dey screw,
An become a "Cuttin' Fool!"
If you tells dem, I cuts "YOU" wiff dis razor!!

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