Daffy Duck Wisdom!byUncle Pervey©
Daffy Duck was feelin' dejected,
Last night's date with Daisy had gone wrong.
With excitement his dick had hung down,
And Daisy's foot stepped on his dong!
When poor Daffy waddled home alone,
His sore dick left a trail in the dust.
He groused "There's one thing I have to say,
There ain't a female duck you can trust!"
Now Daffy Duck has a new sex life,
But he's still feelin' nervous a mite.
He dates his duck girlfriends on water,
And is worried NOW about FISH bites!
Now Daffy's enjoying his sex life,
And proffers his own brand of wisdom.
"Have all your dates out on the water,
And watch out for fishes, don't be dumb!!"