Dan the Man

Suppose one day as you’re walking along
This really cute guy happens by and pulls out his schlong;
He says “I’m Dan and I wanna fuck you good & hard, Bitch
And make you scream and shudder and twitch.”

So you say, “Hmmm, what a lovely dick you’ve got,
I’m feeling a little creamy and all bothered and hot;
Let’s go to my place where it’s so much more private,
I wanna suck you like crazy until you just can’t stand it.”

You arrive past dusk at your sybaritic pad,
With him little realizing he’s about to be had;
You give him that smile that you do so well,
Tell him to sit as you begin to weave your spell.

Ever so slowly you take off your clothes,
Exposing your flesh right down to your toes;
You tell him to strip with that unholy grin,
Slowly but surely suckering him in.

His dick stands proud like a sentry on duty,
Eyes glittering hotly as he takes in your beauty;
You command him to turn and you admire his butt,
Rub all up against him and start calling him your slut.

He moans as you continue to talk to him like trash,
Sucking hard on his cock while you finger his ass;
You then lead him quickly to the back of your crib,
Start whispering hot fuck words so smoothe and glib.

You push him on the bed and suck his tongue deep,
His hands begin roaming when your pager beeps;
You say “excuse me” as you read the display,
“Just give me a sec” as you start backing away.

Back to the den where there your friend waits,
It’s hard to not giggle as you two plan out his fate;
Five minutes later it’s back to your room,
When he sees your gal pal he senses his doom.

“What’s going on here!” he demands rather loudly,
But despite his growing fear his dick waves proudly;
“We’re gonna give you such a time you won’t forget,
“And if you’re a good boy you might even enjoy it”.

Five hours later his eyes are all glazed over,
In walks your boyfriend and Dan scrambles for cover;
You and your friend giggle with glee,
And your guy just chuckles as he turns on the T.V.

He pushes some buttons on the DVD player,
On the bed behind you Dan breaks out in prayer;
A few minutes later and he begins to howl,
As he recognizes his own ass get whacked with a towel.

Despite his humiliation and a very sore butt,
He secretly grins and starts rubbing his nut;
Then without warning you’re flat on your back,
Dan and your friends are on the attack.

Your arms are raised above you,
Your legs tied down below,
Dan whispers wickedly,
“It’s time for the real show”.

“You see, my dear it’s all part of the plan,
Engineered by your friends, and me; Dan the Man.”
“No pleading will save you though you’re welcome to try,
Now be a good slut and spread open those thighs.”

Six hours later and every spot on you is sore,
Screwed every which way like a ten dollar whore;
His dick’s in your mouth, tastier than a Havana,
Dan the Man finally has his revenge on
Sultry Savannah.