ddouble ddog ddare mme

I give you a dare and you ...
did it, I admit it! Grin and bear it.
I read it and loved it, now ... my turn!

It had to do with the venison sausage
straight out of the cookie jar,
we don't keep cherries in there.

That wasn't jello I grabbed and jiggled
but it sure was fun
fingers on the sly and find.

Faster than two dogs fucking
I jumped on the double dog dare
tails in the air or was that tales?

Open wide, while I take the dive
like socks on a chicken falling to one knee
lick my lips and thank you for IT!

Finger and fondel to find me a smile
on the horizon of intimate eyes
double dog dare, between your thighs.

Like a bitch in heat on the highway
tongue draggin' to the ground
making those slurping sounds.

I like to nibble if that's okay
face first into some american pie
lust put the tongue in drive.

Faster than you can whip and scream
water works in a rapid stream,
ending, my double dog dare wet dream.