ddouble ddog ddare mme too

ddouble ddogg ddare mme too

I get it from the front
I get it from the ... other side,
dddouble dddog dddared ... again!

Let me 'Crank' up the pecker power
that's simply waking up the brains
and get this show on the load!

You think I like gettin' 'bitch slapped' in the face
with a whiff of cunt cake and not get to eat it too,
Yes I do, You got PMS (Personal Message Sexy)!

want-tons of wit n viz-n-triple X's
hungry and cookie jars full of sausage?
Your just fishin' to be pulling on my ... pole.

Ain't too many that's got one long enough
to be call a third leg ... I just call mine, tale!
Well it looks like a pistol in my pocket.

A 'one eye'd snake' rolls out of my jeans
you don't smoke it, release the hammer,
you lick your lips and call it ..."vittles."

Chuck wagon triangle chime, 'come and get it'
that ain't tube steak baby,
it's the leaning tower of pee-zilla your climbing.

It takes two hands to handle a whopper,
so you better get a couple more body parts
and one of those blood pressure arm bands.

Blow it up all the way and hold the pressure,
turn it loose and watch the fire works fly
or rather milk-of-mans-jizza everywhere

Like a lap puppy lapping up a bowl of 2%
and better than 'Hoover' hunni,
a wet vac by a vix while I eat a cookies-n-cream.

I see you brought your very own dilly do.
What do you mean that's for me? "Oh no!"
Back waddlin' faster than a cat can lick it's ass.

Should I mention pussy with a double dog orgy,
since your a wolf disguised as puss n boots,
I am a Tiger wearing ... nothing!

See the thing about my donkey Kong sling thing
is ... that it's like a fountain, my cup runneth over
So ... you know what I would Du?

I ddouble ddog ddare you!