- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Dear Santa
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Dear Santa,
Next year I’m going to be bad,
I’m sick of your silly presents,
That I don’t even like,
I know I should be polite and pretend,
Another year over,
What did I do?
I spent it being good,
Just to please you,
Why did I waste my time?
I opened my presents,
And all I wanted to do was cry,
This year was going to be a good haul,
Or so I thought,
How was I so easily misled?
Did I ever tell you that red isn’t your colour,
Santa, I tried I really did,
My presents should have been good,
Just for all the good times I know I missed,
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