Delicious Irony !

The Ultimate Sadist
  sneered to his Slut--
The Ultimate Masochist
  "I'll not Spank  your  Butt !"
She moaned in self-pity
  & wept out a Ditty
"O Poor unPunished Butt-Cheeks
    --Devoid of Angry Streaks??!
Blemishless ,Ice-cold Marble
    Will Clit Happily Gargle ??
O the Bitter Anguish of not Feeling Pain
  How can a Sub Orgasm ???
of what Erotic Gain ?
is a Cruel , Cruel Master
  who refuses my Ass to Stain ??
without a Merciless Whipping --
  O Lord have Mercy
on Needy Arse & Soul !
  i need a Pitiless Caning
Pity My unButt-Plugged Ass-Hole !
  O it's unSatiated 'n Frustratin'
of an unBeaten , unWhipped Bottom!
 Without Strict Spankin'can a Sub do Masturbatin'?
My Pain is My Pleasure --
  Secret Submissive Treasure !!!"