tagNon-Erotic PoetryDice Man Sam!

Dice Man Sam!

byUncle Pervey©

A man named Sam, was quite a ham,
When it came to dice!
He'd roll a nine, and say "That's fine."
His look as cold as ice!

He'd roll an eight, and say "That's great!
Box-cars, Show your face!"
And sure enough, when things got tough,
The dice would know their place!

The way he won, just wasn't fun,
To those who don't know dice!
He'd grin at them, say "Try again?
He wasn't very nice!

He beat them one, he beat them all,
And he'd take all their money!
Then one lout, gave a shout,
"I think them dice roll funny!"

Now Dice Man Sam, was in a jam,
But too damned dumb to know it!
Sam chuckled loud, to the crowd,
Said "Theres the dice, now show it!"

But Sam the creep, Bought his dice cheap,
He always got a deal!
But its said, The loads weren't lead,
He bought loads of steel!

A farmer held, a magnet out,
A foot above the dice!
And with a wiggle, and a leap,
The dice jumped out of sight!

"Boys" said Sam, "I'll be damned!"
"You've been had," he goaded!
But Sam got fooled, they shot him dead,
They liked no dices loaded!!

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