dick dificiency

i haven't been fucked in so long
that i have a dry and cracked coochie
i long for the days
when i was wet and juicy
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it's been so long
that my pussy creeks and cracks
i'm not telling stories
these are the facts
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i really miss dick
and i want some so bad
it's like fucking went out of style
like it was just a fad
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i hope you feel sorry for me
and offer me a sympathy fuck
but beware i'm so dry
that your dick might get stuck