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Click hereNote: I composed this as a challenge to write a double dactyl ditty. The result seemed funny. I can hardly wait for it to shoot to the top of the Erotic Poetry top list. ;-)
See http://www.stinky.com/dactyl/dactyl.html for an explanation of this verse form.
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Har de har, Har de har,
Sonia de Beaumanoir
Uses a dildo on
Self with a shout.
Pushing and pulling it;
Selffuckability
Is truly wonderful
Without a doubt.